I'm pretty sure that Incel guy will be thrilled if this gets off the ground.

The splotches might be concealer for zitz?

It's because they're having so much fun and you wanna have fun too? Or am I projecting?

They are awesome. Try to get them later in the day, and they might have bits of french fries and funnel cake in them too, but not too late so as they run out of nacho sauce.

This is the only allowable fair-savory, drenched in nacho sauce and pickled jalapenos. Your boyfriend participated in a LIE!!!!

Muahaha! My offhand comment, validated by reality? (In my head) I win the internets for today! OMG, should I get a lottery ticket, too?

Or Rush Limbaugh.

Not I, but I'm sure if it's happened, their collective self-absorption and ignorance would cause major seismic disturbances. And now I know why hurricane season occurs.

Like America's Baby!!!

It never occurred to me that I was being "othered," largely because I wasn't.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR SCIENCE!!!

NEVER!!!!

CHILL THE LAMBIC WITH THE CHERRY ICE!!! DO IT! FOR SCIENCE! FOR LAFFS! FOR THE BENEFIT OF COMPLETE STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET!!!

THOSE WITHOUT MAKERS OF DELICIOUS FROZEN TREATS BUT WITH MULTITUDES OF TIME AND/OR MINIONS CAN PUT THE LIQUID MIX IN A CASSEROLE DISH IN THE FREEZER AND FLUFF UP THE ICE CRYSTALS EVERY 30 MINUTES.

I went to the "Prepare your cakeface" site and the top right pic is of a woman in her 40s-50s looking disgusted.

I'm giggling at the name of the brand. Everyone needs to have shoes called Fun's

wait...how would one prepare most mammals? I'm under the impression that gutting is still needed, so what is the on top of work needed for mammals?

I'd just find the plucking of the feathers to be an enormous pain in the butt.

[chewing surreptitiously around a mouthful of purslane] I haven't...stolen....anything...