Don't we all, though?
Bumblecat: Cat Burglar
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[Shifty eyes] I may or may not be using the phrase, "That is a rat hat" the next time I'm confronted with The Highly Unpleasant Sex Seeking Human Male while pointing at him. The Extremely Pleasant Sex Seeking Human Male will, of course, receive Behavior That Indicates Interest.
Ahem! 'Scuze me while I save this to my computer. And stare at it longingly.
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Dat Face!!!
Exactly. I'm also a really annoying person to play against if you're good at pool.
The song features in a lot of the jokes of my friends. :P though, realistically, it's the only song of theirs we know, so...
Besides the youtubes? ETA: Search King Missile (the band)?
I now have Detachable Penis stuck in my head. Thanks, Kind Internet Stranger.
It disturbs me greatly that I (a woefully uninformed human, send corrections if I am wrong please??) feel like the Twilight movies did it better.
SO BORING, YOU ARE. GO AWAY.
A point: you has it.
-.- You seem like a Thoroughly Unpleasant Human Being.
I think I need to [insert coping mechanism here] after reading that. At the beginning, I was curious, by the end, I've got this generalized sense of anxiety, my heart rate's up, and the back of my neck is prickling. This is the scariest thing I've read all day, and I've been reading The Relic for the past two weeks.
My town is having their Lakefest this weekend, I went solely to say hi to some of my friends who are vendors, and to eat a potato chip formed of an entire potato doused in cheese sauce. Sadly, they were out of cheese before I got there, but I consoled myself by dousing the lot in barbeque and sriracha and salt. And…
What about a guide for handling Father's Day when your dad died when you were three and you never missed him but got extremely jealous when seeing your friends joke around with their dads?
Sure - and women finding their own bodies gross is so feminist.
I'm sure they would, midwestern hospitality being what it is.
Although whenever I say that, The Dastardly Mr Bumblecat asks, "Is Minnesota The Land Of Your People?" because apparently, to his ears, thai o's are drawn out not unlike those of The Land Of Minnesota. That Dastardly Fiend.
OMG! You have shown The Vogue Of My People!!! Side note, I try to say "The ___ Of My People" as often as I can. I'd be like, "I'm going to go grocery shopping and getting bacon because Pork Is The Meat Of My People."