Everytime I see that gif I think how pretty she is. Though the wiggly middle fingers make me giggle everytime as well.

While on one hand this seems like the bestest revenge engine ever, I have asked a girl how her ex was in bed before (Backstory, the three of us were all good friends, she was the one who moved on, and he'd asked me out.) So I can almost see myself using this in good faith if I were single but not particularly inclined…

If it's late and you can't sleep and you're feeling...melancholy? overwhelmed? a blog that is a K-hole of cute is http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/ it is a marvelous wonderland of Things That Make Me (And Hopefully You) Feel Better. Cheers, and good night!

I seem to be sporadically incapable of embedding gifs, but may I offer you, kind, wonderful, marvelous stranger a hug? Of the non-creepy, can-always-be-declined variety?

Yuuuuup. It's just better-than-average at matching her skintone.

Oh man. So what you're saying is arm balances are extra easy for you. Jelly!

Wait, like, arms out and everything? That sounds inconvenient. :P

I mean, of my "friends" in that group, I've got my good friends who've got my back, but the rest of them....disapprove of me. And while I'd intellectually like them to like me, because being liked by this particular hivemind means I get more invites to cool stuff, I'm not that engaged in? desiring of? wanting to have…

Oh man! Do you...do you wanna be friends! I'll get there far too early but will have an attractive plate made from the options available to you! [Supercasually but super hopefully staring at the ground for the response]

They probably talked to my college friends. Sorry, I'm bitter.

This! OMG this a thousand times. I literally yesterday got, "I'm sorry we can't invite you because you have this...reputation and it make us uncomfortable." As if they weren't the ones who gave it to me to begin with. As if what I do in private actually affects them. As if we weren't theoretically to old for this…

It's ok, my best female friend is an introvert. She was incredibly happy when we went to an event for work, and she came late (as is her wont) and I had a place and a breakfast plate of foods she can eat (she's a gluten-flea veggie. Also, a cheesemouse sugarfiend), and extra sugar because I didn't know if her coffee…

Uh, the gizzards I just pressure cook with chicken stock with a lot of italian spice mix and then putting in ricotta spoon dumplings. The dumplings are made by mixing ricotta with eggs. Like a cup of ricotta and two eggs and enough flour to bind, but not stiff enough to knead. Use two spoons to form quenelles (foot…

How do you stand on chicken livers? I love them.

Heart is really yummy though, especially marinated in bulgogi marinade: thin dark soy, toasted sesame oil, honey, fresh grated ginger and thinly sliced onions. I like searing each slice on both sides and piling them into tacos. Yumm.

You seem....oddly combative. Though I feel like foie gras seems to exacerbate that in people. Yeesh.

I have been told that cicadas sauteed in bacon fat tastes not unlike asparagus sauteed in bacon fat. I'm kinda wanting to try this.

I was thinking more like Shakespearian english, where he adds the accent grave to add an extra syllable to round out the line.

It's "wingèd", not wingéd

I bought a large wedge of gjetost because I thought I would like it and it was on sale but I hate it but I already took all the labeling off and rewrapped it and there is *no one* I know that will like it.