Gotcha.

So if I read you correctly, buying escort services means you're paying someone to hang out with you, but not to have sex with you. Yes? And the asshat thought he was getting hang out time plus sex?

[Smirks] I suppose you could, but if you don't want it to dry out into a sad little crust in the bottom of your container, you'd have to add mad stabilizers. Or, you could dry it into a powder and add it to your colored mica into your base gloss.

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Sez you can add colorant (koolaide or lipstick) to petroleum jelly.

Is the guy making high pitched grunting noises every time he jumped cuz he took a helium inhaling break inbetween inflating his sex dolls, said break being the reason behind the sexdoll jailbreak?

Oh man, now you're just begging me to create a iridescent lipgloss and call it Twilight Fantasies.

A 5 minute research session at sephora netted me nothing on a one-stop solution, so I guess you either have to find that exact shade of gloss, or layer a shimmery iridescent gloss (the container should, from far away, look like a tube of jizz. Up close, you should see blue and pink sparkles) over a bright red…

IT'S SO SHINY. Also, that pill flavored with lipgloss would probably taste terrible.

....wouldn't that make them float? What if he lives in a place with high ceilings? I'm getting this image in my head of an angry man hopelessly jumping up and down and looking for step stools and chairs and finally ladders that still aren't tall enough for him to reach is floating sex dolls. It's hilarious, btw.

As I commented in a different thread, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, Hello Kitty Must Die by Angela Choi, and for spunky chemistry obsessed little-girl detectives, the Flavia Deluce series by Alan Bradley. FYI, I work at a library.

I mean, really, off the top of my head, of the latter, the only two I can think of is Hello Kitty Must Die, and the female protagonist of Gone Girl.

Also, are you talking about books written by women about serial killers, or books with female serial killers?

Sue Grafton is the name you are looking for.

Hello Kitty Must Die by Angela S. Choi was highly entertaining.

Was there creative use of the fireman's pole (no pun intended) involved? Because the non-penis subtext of the previous sentence wasn't used, it should have been.

Tbh, I kinda wish it had.

YOU MADE ME WANT TO SAY TO BURT, "DANIEL CRAIG" IRRESPECTIVE OF WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I AM ALSO STUCK IN CAPS LOCK. DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS! (Side note, I work at a library, and Jon Klassen's books [I Want My Hat Back; and This Is Not My Hat] are amazing and you should read them even…

Nope. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials are, however.

Your guess is as good as mine, I've only lived at home and now at my human's place since I moved out and he owns the house outright. Ok, trailer. Whatevs.

Is this a...dance? I've never seen it before, and therefore he just looks possessed to me.