OMG, so many shoutouts for I Want My Hat Back. I could probably quote the entire story. "Excuse me, have you seen my hat?" "I haven't seen your hat. I have not seen any hats anywhere. Don't ask me any more questions!"

Ah. It wasn't clear that she was still contracted to pay the rent, from what you wrote, I thought that she wasn't and she left and I was wondering why you were mad about that.

Why should she have to pay rent on a place she's not staying at? Was her name still on the lease when she left?

I've been told there are a slew of self-defense videos on the youtubes that are all a variant on "get wrist control, then pull out your gun."

Vial. It's vial, not vile. Though if you wanna go old school/really archaic, you could say phial.

Eek! It's the Girl With The Green Scarf!!!

The blurred-ness of this man's face makes him look like a particularly smug Bradley Cooper.

You don't even know if she's unhealthy or not! And even if she isn't, she still doesn't deserve to be discriminated against! Gah! You're just as bad as the tanning people!

As are these sweet potatoes!

Man, that's an amazing crazyface.