Oh, I’ll post it as a Facebook event, no worries.

I will do that, right after I show up at her lame ping-pong bar with Tim Robbins on my arm, and we make out in the corner while she fumes at the bar. As we’re leaving, Tim will tell her I’m better in bed. And I’ll tell her that if Trump starts a nuclear war, she only has herself to blame.

Way to overplay your hand, Susan. Nobody has ever liked Julia Roberts “very much.”

I too really regret my decision to not have rich parents.

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Rather than try to summarize what I learned from Paris is Burning, I’ll point out there’s a wikipedia page that probably does a better job than I could:

Ball culture: gay, usually POC dance houses, often though not always featuring some version of voguing. Google Paris is Burning, you’ll get the picture.

I mentioned this downthead (but in the grays) - watch “Metropolitan” if it’s streaming. Should give you a general idea of it.

I’m not sure the author of this post was alive in the 80s or knows what ball culture is, if she’s doubting Ryan Murphy’s suitability to cover it.

ICE agents who stalk courthouses should have to submit to instant background checks to see if they have any outstanding warrants, if they’re late on their child support payments, etc.

Personally I’d rather have a Harry/Meghan engagement. That would cheer me up enormously.

If Wills has learned anything from the last few months, it should be to Tweet a distraction. Just heard! Queen has wiretapped Corgis! This is terrible!

Do this come in a box labelled fragile? Looks like half a leg lamp.

The irony being that his own political party is chock full of KKK members and Nazis.

I’m glad cell phone cameras were not a thing when I was young and making terrible choices, fashion and other bad, bad, very bad choices.

I don’t know what’s worse, the price or what it looks like,

Apparently Petreaus didn’t want the job because he wasn’t first chooice, lmao if true. Their opinion on Petreaus matches what I always though of him...score for me :D

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

The greatest Republican statesman of the past two decades, ladies and gentlemen.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.