I see you are fluid in the language of “stupidity” That is so fluently spoken by these people. I am grateful that you are able to translate for the rest of us but I fear what you had to go through to gain competency.

Breakfast with their wives, dinner with their mistresses, and cocktails with their boyfriends?

“fucked up shit” - interesting medical opinion. On what do you base that?

As someone who works with folks with Autism and other developmental disabilities, it’d be real nice if the President would respond to his delusional beliefs by increasing funding for services and supports for folks with developmental disabilities that are being rapidly dismantled by bipartisan state legislatures…

You say “taxiway”, I say “alternative runway.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was thinking that too. She has to stand by and watch her husband’s legacy be ripped apart by a monster who spent years swearing he wasn’t even a citizen and calling him, “the worst president in history.” The fact that she isn’t ripping Trump’s throat out on live TV is a testament to her class and greatness.

While he was never trim, I really think he’s gained a ton of weight since towards the end of the election.

Oh, there’s one way. As Gloria Steinem said, “Maybe men should think twice before making widowhood our only path to power.”

When you marry a man for his money, you pay for every single cent.

Indeed, I have plenty of space on brain’s hard drive for that kind of multitasking.

I really want him to succomb to the stress and beat the William Henry Harrison record (31 days.)

Melania, you are wife No. 3. Sometimes, if a man is very old, that’s a good position to be in, because he’ll be too exhausted to find wife No. 4. And maybe you can wait him out. Like Barbara Sinatra. She just waited him out. But Donald is in decent health and the minute he finds a new place with bottle service,…

I hope it’s gonna go next to his house... please god give us this one last laugh

Perry years ago when talking about abolishing the Department of Energy - “They’ve never created one bit of energy, the best I can tell.”...THE MAN WHO WILL BE IN CHARGE OF THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND BASICALLY THE FIRST LAW OF ENERGY.

I like that one of his only two A’s is in “Improv. Of Learning”.

Yeah, but she’s got a plan for it:

MountainMomma has the French! Hopefully they come with fromage et chocolat!

I can’t decide which thought is more frightening:

And a C in American History!! (Also, the D in Shakespeare is surprisingly discouraging. Forsooth! We are doomed.)

Mine’s an ADD med too... Our insurance shoved everything else off to one of the mail pharmacies, but since it’s a controlled substance I still have to get a new scrip every month. It’s like they want me to be distracted and neurotic.