That sounds heavenly now, you know? Of course, I think that because I’m old, and we olds always look at the past with rose colored glasses.

I had a roommate that sexed while I was in the room too. She even knew I was awake because I called her an asshole for making a loud noise and waking me up right before she decided to bang him. Then she loudly bangs him for 2 minutes while I’m laying there “WTF”ing in my head. And then the bed stops squeaking and…

Reportedly, they’re moving into the dorm today.

She needed the picnic table for her gram scale & ziploc bag package assembly area!

Put cameras around the room, nail the door shut, and sell it on Pay-Per-View.

I love awful roommate stories. Please share!

Yes, An Endless Supply of Cynicism seems to think doctors are clairvoyant and if they see you and don’t publicly predict illnesses that start weeks after it’s because they’re covering up for you.

Do you have an endless supply of straw men too?

Exactly. That’s why you eat the WHOLE bag and drink the WHOLE bottle. And then you throw the trash in the neighbor’s trashcan, the one that conveniently leaves it out beside the garage, but right by the fence, and you’ve got long arms so it’s easy to reach, and...

This is dry humor at its finest. You said this while holding a dead parrot and wearing no pants, right?

I was much in your same boat with topamax pretty much not working at all. I’ve had a lot of luck with Fioricet as something to take when I get a migraine (it doesn’t always stop the bad ones but makes them tolerable enough to sleep). It’s non-narcotic, relatively inexpensive, and I don’t have trouble with rebounds. I…

My child is happier and smarter and better looking than both of your kids. Plus my TV is bigger and I have a cooler car.

For about 3 years I had been averaging 14 migraines a month. The light sensitivity, smells and nausea were the worst. NSAIDS didn’t work, Triptans were not an option and Vicodin made mine worse. My doctor had heard about Botox injections at the head and neck working they recommended it. At first every 12 weeks I was…

Thank you for saying that! I never understood her appeal or whatever you call it.

And it was Taco Day!!!

“Wow, girl: you look good enough to pull out of the freezer and defrost!”

And then do it in KITTEN heels. Those little pins that you have to keep shifting your weight around on, even when the heels are really short. Clinton can do it, so, c’mon, Zirconium Don, what’s your excuse??

I have a form of arthritis that causes debilitating heel pain and I can manage three hours standing in heels. I mean, I go home and cry afterwards, but that’s beside the point. The point is, I’m a good stander. The best at standing. Trump’s standing is very subpar. Sad!

TRUMP: “Well, I’ve learned that I have no trouble standing for three hours.”

Having co-ordinated large (although better organized events,) I actually can totally see this happening. One guy tells them to leave their stuff outside, and that he’ll take care of it. He tells another guy to wait by the boxes of stuff while he goes inside to find out what’s supposed to happen with the group and…