They could whisk him into a Del Taco somewhere in West Phoenix and tell him the first Latino man he sees is el presidente de México and he wouldn’t know the difference.

They could just send him to New Mexico and he may not know the difference.

I feel so accomplished.

True Americans always stand for the anthem of the country they plan to overthrow via the second amendment.

“to me that’s the National Anthem we stand and support because they give us the freedom to play this game. We are so, so lucky to play a game that we love...and that’s because we have the freedom that soldiers have given us.”

See you at Burning Man

At long last: RIP, Burning Man.

You should’ve started belting out some very loud exclamations of relief in the background: “Oh JESUS! MotherFUCKER that’s good stuff! Thank fucking GOD...I am NEVER going to Chipotle again.”

You're an idiot.

If I lived near there, I’d be on the look out for a black 1968 Chevy Impala. Because this is clearly the sign of demons.

This is what happens with an 18 year old discovers his first YouTube conspiracy video. It’s so cute.

Meanwhile, for the second time in a week, Mike Pence is filmed talking to people who have literally no idea who the fuck he is.

Yeah, it’s a little late to blow the dog whistle after you’ve already shot the dog, violated its corpse and then raised it up in the air for everyone to see.

Do these idiot guests forget she has a doctorate in politics from a world-renowned university? Why do they even try to pull their bullshit on her show?

Considering she claims to be a “devoted christian” (and is in fact herself a pastor), one would hope her love for the dude who fought for the vulnerable and suffering (J.C.) might have pricked her conscience just a sminch. Jesus didn’t fight for rabid mobs of men’s “rights” to stone women after all.

Oh totally. I’m just saying—I could see where her complaint was coming from. Especially since Myrna’s comments are some of the most considered, smart, nuanced, and consistently feminist ones I have read on the Gawker sites, and they have been for years. If she’s complaining, I feel that she has something to complain…

Hi, gals and guys. #NotAllYzerman here. I’ve commented a time or two over at Gawker. Looks like I’m gonna be moving over here, and I have to say, I love what you’ve done with the place. Smells like a delightful mix of sarcasm and tasty burritos. Brought you some cookies, hope to talk to you some more.

I too am suspicious of this whole “Kara is fine!” schtick. I think they’re just posting as her. She’s actually detained in Rio in Lochte’s swim bag. It smells like sweat, chlorine, and hair dye. She is not fine.

Did you happen upon a gas station that was peed on? ‘Cause if so Ryan Lochte might have something to do with it.

The IOC is run by the Trump campaign.