Yep. Dude was tweaking balls. Either coke or Adderall.

Don’t you know Marco Rubio is DYING to be able to make a gulping water crack at Trump? God, it must be killing him. There are so many people that I wish I could have been there to see their reactions to this. Like - do you think the Bush family had a group viewing party and laughed their asses off the whole time,…

Hillary was ready, y’all.

So, I know we all tend to create an echo chamber here (I’m guilty of contributing to it too), but I do like to think that I can be practical and objective. All that said, it seemed to me that Hillary won this debate quite handily tonight. What do y’all think? Is my wishful thinking getting in the way of my…

And, as Richard Engel noted after, not even logistically feasible. It’s not like the oil is sitting there pre-packaged, ready to be thrown on a truck.

I have a VERY strict “no-politics” rule with all but a couple of relatives. This election year has been so crazy, that I’ve just decided to avoid being around family all together until some point well after the election.

My husband is supporting Trump and I’m struggling with this. We agreed not to watch the debates together, because it would likely lead heated disagreements.

letting trump hang himself was totally worth it!

“I should be complaining.” Very big of Trump to complain by noting that he’s not complaining.

Uh, he’s super anti vaccines (to the point of being way more vocal than Jenny ever was) and claims it’s because of what he saw happen to her son. And both say he still has contact with the kid.

Deadspin has a screencap of the first image with the points: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/the-browns-eve…

real talk - I don’t like many characters that Diane Keaton plays

Seriously, the impending Brad and Angie divorce was approximately 1/3 of their cover story content. Where are they going to go now that the well’s dry, imaginary Jen pregnancy stories are off the table and they’re already at peak Kardashian saturation?

YES! but i’ve been on team Jennifer for 12 years, and we’re finally getting a win.

The only celebrity couple I like is Jon Favreau and his wife. Cause his wife is a doctor and wants nothing to do with that side of life. I don’t know who she is and I am happier for it.

All snark aside what’s the worst that could happen if you don’t do it? Like the in-laws. They’re his family so he should figure that shit out.

At my college graduation, the keynote speaker looked at a group of women, many of whom returned to school seeking to do better for themselves, and told us to “be a good assistant,” because keeping track of someone else’s calendar worked for her. I nearly chucked my cap at the stage.

Hell would freeze over before I carry something that looks like my grandma made it in her living room. And pay what they ask for it on top of that. And if someone called me a “girl” at my age, I’d deck them.

My MIL is only mildly crazy but just a little crazy is enough crazy in anyone’s life. When we moved cross-country for my job (which we had known for years we would be doing - part and parcel of completing a doctorate in order to become a college professor), she told anyone who would listen that we were “stealing her…

Praise Xenu! Me and my thetan can’t wait!