I’m not going to lie, I’m in a pretty blue district and I’m nervous about putting out a Clinton sign because I’ve seen a few Trump supporters around and genuinely don’t know what trouble it may invite.

You can kiss Roe v Wade, women’s rights, gay rights, voting rights, and other gains for minorities down the toilet if these clowns get to put judges on The Supreme Court and the federal courts (appeals, etc.).

Same here. I’m fucking terrified, but hey, let’s totally let Trump be president cause that will bring the revolution sooner!

My husband has unfollowed her. I have decided to continue following her and like pictures of her kids and dogs and ignore the political stuff. She does the same to me. I feel like we have a detente.

My impression of Carrey is that he is totally the creepy boyfriend/ex-boyfriend. The way he jumped all-in with Jenny McCarthy and her anti-vax crusade and marching around - he was acting as if that was his son. Now it’s like “Jenny who? What kid? Aut-what?” And what about his marriage to Lauren Holly? Engagement to…

I wasn’t into Seth Meyers when he first came on, but he retooled his show about a year or so ago. .....

Who are the undecideds? Are they people who only watch cat videos 18 hours a day? People who live under bridges? People who start drinking cheap whisky at 7 a.m.? People who don’t watch the news because they “can’t stand negativity”?

Has anyone in the history of the world ever finished a game of monopoly?

They played that quote on NPR this morning, and then followed it with, “That is false,” then moved along to the next story.

you can also add xanax and epinephrine to that mix, it will pump you right up.

Pandas. Because at least they’re cuddly looking.

I think this is exactly how I feel every time I see the big orange oompa loompa on tv.

The entire family should start coming up with events for which Mary will want to pay to play. Just milk her for all she’s got if that’s how she is. Then use the money to care for mom.

Tomi Lahren went to UNLV.

My cousin posts this woman’s crap on FB all the time and I have to admit to hate watching it.

Thunderdome! Two women enter, one woman leaves!

She is one reason why I have hidden my cousin, Racist Brian, on FB.

Kids do reach an age at which you don’t have to do stuff for them. And at that point, you generally will want that glass of wine for your sanity, because that age is approximately middle school. They need to do stuff independently, but they also will drive you insane. Thus - wine. FLAM.

Not to mention the nannies, cleaning staff, cooks, maids, and personal assistants that she has. She tries to make it seem like a “average” woman that is a wife and mother. That is nowhere near the truth, as usual.

Star for use of the insult “heifer”