My three favourite things:

"A writer can only write with a penis. Literally."

Hear, hear. I mean, is it apathy, or just really bad bystander effect at work here? How could you read that and think 'Oh, this will look great on the site.'

Wait, Ursula has a "day look"? Why, does she have a workplace makeup policy she must adhere to?

Wait, I thought it was women who lie about rape...

"You need to give your husband a blow job every day. He should feel like a king."

Wow. I feel sorry for anyone legally attached to anyone who uses this site.

*Ahem*. A female Don Draper is called a Peggy Olson.

Bo has appointed Sunny to handle negotiations with Congressional Republicans. Here we have footage of her on her way to the Hill.

How trying it must be to exist in a world where the opposite gender constantly makes itself the center of attention and power. I can't imagine.

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Co-sign. Her entire performance in Black Swan was just her looking twitchy and agitated. She can't engage with other actors. The emotional isolation of her character is the only reason she worked in that role. Surprisingly, it was one of the Thor 2 trailers (where Jane slaps Loki) that *really* opened my eyes to…

Double post. Or possibly I'm just that serious about remembering; you be the judge.

Never forget.

Yes! That and the whole "the financial meltdown is sooo exciting!" thing.

Okay obviously this is awful... but on a hilarious note, I kept misreading "Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf" as "Miss Teen Wolf USA, Cassidy." I would definitely tune in to watch the Miss Teen Wolf USA pageant because I want to hear the contestants answer questions about equality for teen wolves and what life lessons being…

"It gets even worse if I try to use a computer, as I simply menstruate from every orifice onto the keyboard, thereby ruining it"

When I try to write on paper, I end up just menstruating everywhere. So then I use the blood to draw hearts.

It makes blogging a nightmare, let me tell you. Slapping your dick on a keyboard for eight hours a day HURTS.