Thank you.

This is so exciting!

Good idea—Do something other than acting.

As a woman, I almost understand the words, but I just can't put it into context.

I think I love you.

If I was a clever man I could probably turn this into a sandwich joke somehow, but I am only a silly, scatterbrained woman so I can only say this: "You bitch, Ernest is MINE!"

And here I thought it was only me who regularly menstrates on her keyboard.

Hey! Who let you out of the kitchen?!

A few years ago I bought Gilmour's memoir, The Film Club, for my father after hearing about it somewhere in the N(PR)ewYork(er)Times-verse. Later I was offended when my pop said he hadn't liked the book. "Try reading it yourself," dad suggested. So I did. What an awful slog. Gilmour is a pompous, self-congratulatory…

Woo hoo! Everyone gets all up in arms about home prices here and just the general cost of living and I constantly hear "Do you even KNOW how big of a house you could get in the Midwest/South/North with that money?"

I enjoy living in a state that's actually expanding women's access to reproductive health care; which is making it easier for people to vote with online registration and, very soon, same-day registration; and which is populated by people who realize that if we want nice things like schools and paved roads then we need…

We invited "binders full of women."

This is one of those times where I wish I was a witch, so if he said "Make me a sandwich," I could turn him into an actual sandwich.

Bingo.

Yeah!! I just tweeted a link and said the same thing! My text after tile & URL:

I don't even know where to start. You Jezzies (lesbian shitasses, et al) know I'm an attorney who works in the child welfare world. We deal with ICWA often. This situation is the kind that ICWA was meant to prevent. This child is a tribal member (or can be enrolled) and the tribe's rights to have her raised in that…

My ex-husband was like this. He was on vacation, lounging in his bathrobe all day. I asked him to put the potatoes on. That's it. I left a note how to do it. I show up after a 12 hour day...and supper isn't started. He says he didn't know how to boil water. Oh, and he's super hungry because I didn't leave anything for…