LucyWoodhull
LucyWoodhull
Jan 10 2014
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Ding ding ding! Which came first, the chicken or the sexy Photoshopped egg?

Jan 8 2014
56

Oh, I get it — she's DEAD, therefore she's SEXY! Oh, wow much original very misogyny

Jan 8 2014
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You had me at "solve werewolf problems." Can't wait to see their solution to hairballs.

Jan 7 2014
4

This is why I don't travel anywhere without Xanax. Good for both scary takeoffs and for not assaulting the poor fuck behind the airline counter. So sorry for your shitty, shitty time!

Dec 18 2013
1

I got my man some pretty specific hobby stuff (he does carpentry), but I also got him a general man gift, if your dude likes Parks & Rec:

Nov 5 2013
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Any word count is good word count. There are just going to be some days when it's shit flowing through your head instead of brilliance. I often find it to be cyclical for me — there are some lady cycle times when I'm better at writing than others. Read more

Nov 1 2013
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For reference, a standard novel is usually between 80-100k words. If you wanted to get it published, 75k is probably a minimum for most genres except for children's and MG, or any genres that put out a fair amount of novellas, like romance.

Oct 30 2013
23

Having watched a friend go through the same thing (except the funeral was not open casket), the few pictures she has with her dead son are exceptionally important for her. She only got to be with him a tragically short time — not years and years to document. Just part of one day, arguably the worst day of her life. Read more

Oct 30 2013
101

I'm going to pretend this is the world's largest en masse lesbian wedding, and you can't stop me.

Oct 29 2013
2

The ultimate in white privilege — because he knows, and the people listening to him know, that when they say "slavery," they'd never vote their own asses to be slaves. Wonder what the criteria would be? It's a funny hypothetical to them! So funny! Many laugh.

Oct 26 2013
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I have to be Rose. Half of my ancestors are from St. Olaf, Minnesota. For real. I'm a big, optimistic weenie!

Oct 25 2013
34

Ha! My short stature finally pays off! I could take ANY jeans off the rack and, with only a pair of scissors and poor judgement, create these babies.

Oct 25 2013
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"Punk" is big for fall '13 — basically a lot of red, black, and plaid.

Oct 25 2013
7

Maybe I'm just too much of a bleeding heart, but it makes me sick that any woman would suffer for this, even the ones who voted in the assholes who made the law. I pray that these conservative ladies wake the fuck up and start protesting from the inside out. And then just become Dems! Read more