I put this on my Tumblr, but I thought I'd share my "wisdom" here, too. Have fun, writers!
Hubs and I are going to Maui for a week to celebrate our wedding anniversary. Woooooooooo!
I'm trying to find new, wonderful things to consume (NOM NOM), but also maybe to try and figure out what to do with an idea simmering in my brain. If you feel so inclined, please answer. Thanks!
Did anyone else get the message that Kinja wants to access friends list when signing in through Facebook? Ugh, I said yes in order to log in, but what fuckery is this?
If you are stopped at a stop light, with unsuspecting cars behind you, do not, I repeat DO NOT squirt your windshield wiper fluid into the air like you just don’t care in order to clean your mucky window. If you do, the person behind you, happily going about their morning with the sun roof open (as this is California…
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! My rom-com The Dimple of Doom is finally on sale! This one means so much to me — it's my first novel-length, and I'm so dang proud of it. And it's only a buck right now. (My blog has buy links if you need a hot bad boy in your virtual life.) It all began with a potato ball (it was super yummy)…
I dropped my last fresh tampon into the toilet whole, and then I had to fish it out. After, I couldn't find something in my purse, so I turned the whole damn thing over and dumped the contents onto the floor. That felt nice. How are you winning Tuesday, the asshole of weekdays?
Hey, GT! The Book Reading Gals are giving away a digital copy of my book Ragnar and Juliet, the funniest sci-fi rom-com about a hot alien with a tail you'll read this week*. Dirty sci-fi for some, miniature American flags for others!
I shit you not — the similarities are asstounding.
I just really wanted to say "cherry," because it's ALL PERIODS ALL DAY!
DICK PUNS WELCUM.
I hit the halfway mark on my latest book last night. Yay! And also OUCH! (sore butt syndrome).
I hope I'm allowed to share this on my personal blog here — I have a book cover for my latest, THE DIMPLE OF DOOM! Eeee! Out sometime this summer.
Is it just me, or is that moving, dancing, horrid ad ruining the readability of the front page for anyone else? It doesn't just move and grow, it does so at speeds circa 1998, rendering every single link a game of whack-a-mole. Get off my lawn, etc.