I hear you & sympathize so much. I'm 42, and was laid off in March. It's the first time that I've ever been unemployed; I've been working steadily for 21 years, and am proud of my experience and achievements. I think it's also been an advantage to be thin, attractive and stylish. Despite all my qualifications, I was…

I work in the non-profit field, so I am all for transparency in the workplace, but this is ridiculous.

I think the apparent increase in single-interest radicals represents two trends...

Guns are penis. Men have penis. Men make rules. We no regulate penis.

But Calvin Klein still paled in comparison to its contemporaries

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Speechless.

My husband has a big one, and he sits without spreading his legs inappropriately. Maybe you could try boxer briefs so that your balls aren't laying on your thigh.

How do you close your legs when you stand up then? Do you walk bow legged with your legs straddled wide? Because logically, if your balls really get squashed closing your legs then you shouldn't be able to walk normally.

Right? I was looking at their hair going "Whaaa?" I think Marc Jacobs is just fucking with us now.

I'm seriously not making fun of you; I LOVE that you wrote moddle instead of model. 'Cause that's what this is, a toddler's haircut.

So, which plucky actress do we think will land the movie role? This has Reese Witherspoon written all over it, reworked as a comedy 'with a heart of gold.'

I think I love you.

I have a notorious mean mug (stone face) and when I was 9was sitting front row at the Ringling Brothers when this asshole

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

Ah, yes, I do believe I have heard of that esteemed University of yours.

That's why enrolling in Clown College seemed like a good idea. Unfortunately, now all I have is a lousy BA in Being Annoying with a Minor in Creepiness. On the bright side, I am able to frighten small children with a single glance.

Jesus Christ!

That list is 233 words long.

What were the other 131 words?

Herp and derp?

I know, right?

OH NO! She just blocked "THE ONE" from her sons' facebook feeds! Now they will all die alone.