And the joke made a soft whistling noise as it flew over your head.

I heard she wasn't going to file a lawsuit at all until a Concerned White Lady lawyer played by Jessica Chastain came in and solved *ALL* the problems for her.

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

Correction: The piece of shit West family selfie wasn't after the verdict, it was after he questioned Rachel Jeantel. The "we beat stupidity" caption was about her.

I had to quit reading because I kept drifting off into this unfeminine fantasy where I stabbed him in the eyes with handfuls of quotation marks.

"Have you ever heard of the "Bitch" stereotype?"

That actually looks like a chain for a pocket watch, just with the T-bar end hooked through where you would normally attach the watch. Something like this:

Porn PSA for ya (applies to hetero only):

Worth noting way down thread someone pointed out that Asian is the top search in CA and WA which are also the states with the two highest Asian populations. That seems to give some support to the idea that the high AA populations in the states with "ebony" as the top search term is not an irrelevant coincidence. I…

I can see why these "Right-Wingers" are so upset.

I mean, in addition to the whole "downfall of civilization" thing, the policy is just wrong on its facts.

For one, it doesn't say anything about masturbation causing blindness or hairy palms. We all know about that.

For another, it says that "some people masturbate;…

Apparently not.

Do they do on to others as they would have them do on to themselves?

I love this - it sounds like a real time-saver. I could pick up my reduced paycheck, buy my more-expensive goods and services, and receive a lecture about how I need to be popping out as many babies as possible (without expecting any assistance form anyone to raise them, of course) all at once! Total lady…

Has this woman never seen a soap? You're supposed to show up AT your funeral. You don't always have to go in though, if you have amnesia you can just watch from the back. Or if you're a real bitch you can sit right up front buried under black veils and stuff.

We do pay more for insurance. It's called not getting paid as much as men. So our insurance costs eat up a larger proportion of our income. ALSO, co-pays. Lots and lots of co-pays and deductibles for all those extra doctor visits.

You missed the part where Heath argues that because women tend to be better about getting preventive care, so they should pay more for that. Never mind that preventive care reduces the need for higher-cost care, like emergency room visits, in the future.

I have noticed that I'm more expressive with my hands. Should I be worried?

Trial separation. They're seeing other people at the moment.

Not to be purposefully contrarian, but this is a ridiculous premise and a dangerous precedent. I am sure that there is some Grand Dragon of the NM KKK getting ready to find an African-American photographer to photograph his daughter's wedding where everyone will be in full Klan regalia or some neo-Nazi getting ready…

They're poly.