Wait, I thought Satan was dating Saddam Hussein! Or did they break up at the end of that episode?

WTF is their alternative to sexual and reproductive health? Sexual and reproductive illness?

Excellent. What's my royalty structure?

My last work situation was so bad there was a specific bathroom (and floor of the library) designated for crying. Staff just didn't go up there unless they needed to go all Claire Danes at themselves in the mirror.

What a great way to (specifically) keep black women down. Of course you couldn't use the purchasing of expensive clothes, vehicles or electronics as an example of frivolous spending. No mention of the many other ways that people of all socioeconomic statuses elevate their lives through fantasy (gaming, designer…

I remember my first handful of shrooms, too. :D

I'll guaranfuckingtee you that their inclusion of the Emancipation Proclamation was not in the original draft.

In dog years "times" or Standard Time?

This post reminded me of Weird Al's version of Born This Way.

Still her fault. A real lady acts with decorum and is fully clothed at all times. Unless her boyfriend/husband/father/misc male relative/owner doesn't want her to. But then she still needs to do... something... because this hacker couldn't help himself.

I thought that was awesome. "sperm is a truth serum"

How incredibly Christian of them.

1) Privately-held companies are THE WORST. The greediest and the most unregulated companies as far as employee well-being goes.

Forever 21 hours a week.

I was convinced this was about some rich old white dude not wanting to give women whore pills but their CEO is an Asian dude. Man, I hate being wrong.

This is precisely why access to health insurance should not be tied to full-time employment. Total BS.

Same with racism. Only racists are "colorblind."