I have a friend who once said "I'm so glad famous women are looking strong and muscular instead of skinny in magazines!" and compared Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Anniston, saying that one was a healthy "good" example and the other not. I pointed out that it's the same damned problem: the adoration of the…

If at the end of a date, I ask a woman if she wants to go out again, and she gives me any answer other than an unequivocal yes, I assume that the answer is no and she just didn't feel, for whatever reason, that she could directly say no. In a perfect 'kum-bay-yah let's all hold hands and sing' world, it'd be nice if…

Yeah.

Pff. As if honesty ever meant anything. "I don't want to go out with you, and I definitely do not want to sleep with you" can just be in the mind of the determinedly deluded "I don't want to do that stuff NOW because you haven't worn me down enough"

Oh my God yes. This exhortation to be "honest" is basically a snide way to make you the bad guy because you didn't do them the courtesy of liking them as much if not more than they like you. If it's not a flat-out negotiation, it turns into "What, am I not good-looking enough for you?" or "So is this because I don't…

Even if there's not a danger element present, it's well-established that many (possibly most) men take a woman's "no" as the opening of a negotiation. I know that after a while, I'd much rather flake than go through a 20-minute interrogation of why my "no" isn't reasonable, how I need to give him a chance, why my…

Also, the complaint is simply false. It's basically tone policing. There's nothing dishonest about not returning a phone call. The message it conveys is that you don't want to speak to the caller. It might not be the most polite way of conveying the message, but you can't call it dishonest.

Awww. I like long parentheticals.

(That's what you found wrong here? Not the poor grammar/editing, sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur?)

I've always wanted to market a mugging-deterrent device that consists of a dyed-red tampon that would hook on inside the waistband. Just grab that sucker out and wave it in the perp's face. HE WILL RUN!

This isn't even Wieland's first lawsuit.

Last year he asked a court to keep his wife and daughters from going into Walmart because they started selling deviled eggs.

Dude, I've only lived with my boyfriend for a year, but that little tip almost made me LOL. Are they fucking serious?? He practically wants a hand-written thank you note every time he does something around the house! I do try to thank him, because I want him to keep it up, but DAMN. Meanwhile he's fairly oblivious to…

Some say that he can only maintain an erection while in the presence of a Welsh widower. Others say that he emits clutch smoke from his gentleman's region during lovemaking.

That gif ain't had nothin' twixt it's nethers weren't run on batteries!

both with my face.

...they always lean forward before the big reveal

I want to put a star in your reasonably priced craw.

So let me see if I've got this right:

Hillary's finances are being dissected by the press, before she's even declared herself a candidate for anything.

But Mitt Romney refused to disclose his tax returns as his party's nominee for President and that same press said, basically, meh.

Seems fair and just, no? Or maybe fair…