I read that comment in the worst possible way.

It's recommended that you use your tears for lubricant.

They say he has a tattoo of his face ... on his face.

Some say the couple ate this cake made of rubber and petrol, all we know is they're called Mr and Mrs Stig

I've heard that he only knows two facts about ducks... and they're both wrong.

So what she's trying to sell is after the Stig took the cake out for a test drive.

Word of caution about black fondant.

If it's decided that one Jezzie is allowed to represent the rest in the fluff squishing...

Sidebar Personal Story: Tealights are miniature death traps.

Another great thing about curly dogs like Portugese Water Dogs, Poodles, etc, is that the entire dog is a handle. I work with dogs and instead of having to try to wrangle the dog by the collar or scruff alone, you can just grab a handfull literally anywhere. It's very convenient. And they are soooo soft and…

Off topic, but - can I get a big shout out to whoever does Jezebel's graphics? They are not always credited (I think). They are always clean, smart, conceptual... LOVED the one with the female middle finger directed at the male handshake...don't remember when I saw that one....

God damn I agree so hard I feel like dressing like a slut and just be askin' for it tonight! Lets be harpy, sign carrying, slut bags tonight spending everyone else's money while we peruse abortion clinics for sugar daddies! Yay liberal besties!!!!

OH MY GOD...you didn't know about the hotline you call for your whore pills and abortion day spa trips? You also get a sugar daddy if you agree to stop shaving your legs and pits (BECAUSE LIBERAL FEMINAZIS ARE HAIRY HARPIES, AMIRITE?!). Oh! You also get a vagina costume so you can scare the nice church-going folks!

Everyone who is not conservative is mooching off the government in some way, silly thing, and we liberal parasites are enabling them. Didn't you know that? Now go quit your job and get in line for food stamps.

Hey, it's not our fault! We're the victims here!

I'm so glad he's recovered from his harrowing experience of harassing people.

Jessica Coen cannot, in fact, name him, because as everyone knows if you say Hugo Schwyzer three times he shows up in your house and insists that the real gender problem in the world today is women not being nice enough.

RATIONALIZATION

This comment wins the internet today. I laughed for 10 minutes and sent it to Mr. Sprig.