Get your fat ass here every day. Do you want to die?

Most companies only respond to money (shocking, I know). This is why I wish black/af-am (that's what I am so I'm going to gear my comment toward them) celebrities would stop name-dropping, championing, and spending money these designers who have no interest in putting black faces on the runway or in advertising.

I actually have a black friend!

Maybe instead of this article you could write, about non white designers who showcase lots of non white models, or instead of talking about fashion at all we could talk about the significant pay gap between white women and non white women. But then that would actually involve something more other than, ooo that's so…

And yet how often during various fashion weeks doesn't Jezebel feature just about every show from the main designers? You're willing to get hits and advertising dollars from these all (or mostly) white shows, and bring them publicity. Why not be the first group to take a stand and not have any articles about any…

Do you think it would cost extra to ensure that they don't let their car idle too long when it's in the garage so you don't asphyxiate?

I know you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but unless that's some special split-run edition intended for airport booksellers or something, whoever let that fucking book cover out into the wild should be judged as harshly as the law will allow.

"She continued, “I’m very keen about the fact that a little girl now, watching the news, when they see me and Judy sitting side by side, it will occur to them that that’s perfectly normal. That it won’t seem like any big breakthrough at all.”

I just got dumped by a Scott. I FEEL YOU.

Mm-mm. I'll see your "Scott" and raise you to "Chad." Seriously, fuck all Chads.

I copy/pasted this into a comment but stupid Kinja fails on my iPad. This was amazing. My new "cunt punt." Albeit authored by someone genuinely likable.

" Unfortunately, we all get Scotts."

I'm pretty sure that's what Bret Easton Ellis actually thinks a period is.

My brother's name is Scott. I would not be surprised in the least if he had a secret life as a Super Villain.

What about "Scooter?"

I'm sorry, they are only Scotts because they are Steves at heart. Never trust a Steve!

Extra bonus non sexy points if he goes by "Scotty."

My dad is a Scott and he's pretty cool.

You just haven't met the right caste of Scott.

From this day forward menses shall be referred to in this manner!!!! All Hail Lindy