She isn't, but I am now saying that it would be intrinsically better if it was boring Asian people jacking off.

Now it can be both!

I am happier at 55 than any other age. Retirement is still 20 years down the road. I love working. Whether it's for someone or myself, keeping the flow (creativity etc) is what is most important. You couldn't pay me enough money to be 18 again.

There is zero call for shame where he's concerned. What a babe. What a goat-legged babe.

Ah, my mistake! Not bad for a gnome. He at least keeps his beard trimmed.

Oh this is easy.

Yeah, it really is awful looking. Now I'm tempted to spend my day off browsing Stella McCartney collections on style.com to see what the rest of her stuff looks like.

The woman can't even dress herself.

The tie is the modern slave collar of the imperialist oppressor!

1. Twitter told me that Anna Camp went to these awards with Vampire Steve Newlin, and that might be one of my favorite things ever. I want to be in that car.

I so so so badly want an amazing crisp white jumpsuit. I imagine wearing it to my engagement party. (I'm not engaged... I just imagine wearing it there SHUT UP DON'T JUDGE ME)

Liquid Pride! It's Liquid pride!

It takes a good 18-25 years to exorcise those, and sometimes they never fully go.

You just made my day.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this wonderful image.

Thank you for finding the positive in the shortness. I am short. This is often a problem in itself (high shelves, inability to wear stilettos), but I am also curly-haired and pudding-faced and inclined to be plump. I look like a fucking hobbit. A lady hobbit. Except for the feet.

I know you're just funnin' but as very tall lady, I have been put down by short people a lot. Mostly dudes though, so perhaps that is the most telling thing of all.

As a tall person, I have never put down a short person. I just look down on them.

I am fairly tall but I wished I was shorter.

Rejoice, not-tall people of the world. For the skies are our friend as we sit down to our comparatively SPACIOUS super economy seats as we travel the world.