It's also a shady, indirect way of blaming the women for 'getting' him in trouble. You know, like, 'my wife wouldn't have been hurt if only the women I was sending dick pics could be 'trusted'."

men grow in gravitas as they get older

There's something extra special about white people who whine that people of color should just "get over it" when they have racial epithets hurled at them and then throw massive temper tantrums about how "mean" and "unfair" it is when white people get called racist.

I don't know. I think some people (lots of some people) really can't face up to the fact that they benefit from society being racist, so they just make themselves believe no one is racist - thus the "you're only saying I'm racist because I'm white", "you're only saying it's a hate crime because the victim was black".

You know what I think it is? I think they piss and moan and complain their way to the top, and women are just so sick of their shit that we just let them. It's just easier to not even fucking fight about it anymore.

So, to sum up: men's weaknesses are to be respected and pandered to, and if women don't do that, then it's their fault (and they're whiny to boot!) if they don't get ahead. That about it?

"Here's the latest nominee, Big Red."

One of the recipients says that he feels more "synergistic?" Was he an asshole before the butt surgery, or is that a side effect?

I think you typo'd tumblr.

YEEAAAHHHHH!

(cue Roger Daltrey screaming "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

I'm pretty sure Carlos Danger is Ron Mexico's best friend

As someone who is herself pushing sixty, I sometimes take comfort in mortality by reminding myself that with all the good of a culture that dies with a person, so dies the bad. And by bad, I am thinking specifically of racism, sexism, and xenophobia.

Well done, Kate, for doing what so many wives of Henry VIII refused to do. If only the rest of us commoner women would stop lollygagging around producing girl babies...

They've named the baby Joffrey.

It would need to be someone from outta town, cause I think all the eligible and normal bachelors in Pawnee seem to be taken.

I'm annoyed with the fact that her love life is always played for laughs. It's this hilarious implication that a large black woman is running through a list of men, but of course she doesn't actually get to have an onscreen love life.

This is the moment I realized only fictional evil people can be redeemed to me by doing good deeds. Real life has no Jaime Lannisters.

I didn't think it was possible to be less deserving of an Oscar than Crash.