I just read recently how extensive the ghost folklore is in China so it was fresh in my brain meats.

If Bad Kids Clothing ever wants to capture the 30-something lady market, I'd buy either:

Ghosts are way less scary than the idea that an actual live human is stuck in your wall, IMO.

Nothing makes an insult really stick like explaining it immediately

Some cultures are very superstitious. Doesn't necessarily make them idiots.

I'm not sure how the Rolling Stones cover "rewards a terrorist with celebrity treatment" when I'm pretty sure the 24-hour non-stop coverage from CNN et al already do that.

Nicki does not care.

Matt soon-to-be-NOT-Sandusky is a victim of abuse. One of the reasons he is changing his name must be to protect his privacy, and distance his affiliation from his evil adoptive 'father'. So how about NOT running his picture with this post? Just a thought.

Christ, that happened quickly. Where's the vodka?

This is probably the best statement I've read thus far. Thank you.

Sorry Massa! Just goin home, Massa George!

[Comment about how I am a man that likes body hair]

[Story about how a woman asked me to shave my chest]

You know macaroni is a two-way street, right?

Or as Juror B37 would call it: "The bus for those people."

You're sick of hearing about it; we're sick of it happening. See how that works?

That was one of my points when I was arguing with the man about this. If two guys get in a bar fight and one guy ends up dead — the other guy usually gets some sort of charge because SOMEONE ENDED UP DEAD FROM YOUR STUPIDITY.

It was his neighborhood. Why would he need a better view of the street signs? He was out patrolling an area he was unfamiliar with you mean?

Shut up. Please. Just shut up. We are so tired of hearing that we cause our own demise all the damned time.

[Comment about Michelle Obama's school lunches]

I love you all with big honking giggles