[All caps salute to lentils]

[LENTILS ARE SUPERIOR TO MACARONI]

[Long-winded metaphor about macaroni and pubic hair]

[Victim-blaming]

[Unnecessarily detailed back story about illusory nature of macaroni privilege, in my particular instance, while still vehemently agreeing with you about existence of macaroni privilege as a construct.]

[Anecdote about a friend's shitty boyfriend.]

I had a management job where the bulk of my staff was female. My manager was all about outward appearances. She wanted everyone to look perfect (we were hidden away in a corner area with no windows. I once asked her who the fuck was going to see us).

Based on the picture, I thought this was going to be about macaroni art.

Now, thanks to a communications economy, they find themselves in a world that values expressiveness, interpersonal ease, vulnerability and the cooperative virtues.

"Men are the only people who don't want to be humiliated."

You made me spit tea over my keyboard with laughing! Honestly some of the comments at Jezebel are better than the comedy of the Daily Show, Jimmy Fallon and SNL combined. Good job you!

VIVA RACHEL!

No, grandma, because they're hawking their butter-encased fruit at the old-folks homes. Have you ever handed someone a piece of pie? Even with a napkin like...dude...mess-o-rama. #Cakes4Evah

I read this post when you first put it up. I thought the phrase "fucking sweater set khaki yawn monster" was brilliant (not in the UK "oh veddy clever" sense, but in the "wow, that is some fantastic writing" sense). It's some days later, and the phrase is still ricocheting around my head. That's my own personal…

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

You know what's the most fucked up & heartbreaking part of this whole clip? Howard telling Candice just to stand with him and be the bigger person. It is ALWAYS Black people who have to be the bigger people and that fucking sucks, because if Candice would have defended herself in ANY other way in the face of that kind…

Was that racially motivated? You understand that this post is about bigotry, not about "crazy" roommates, right? Of course you don't.

I need to figure out how to spend less than the 0% of the time I already spent watching The View.

Good rule of thumb for the workplace: If you can imagine Benny Hill doing it, DON'T DO IT.