One step closer to making sure that fetuses can get guns for defense against abortions.

I am so, so, so tired of people like Katie Clements who write tell all memoirs about how terrible the industry was the second they are out of it. You were the fucking editor of Vogue magazine - you had power. You had influence. You did nothing with it. If you really disagreed with the way this was all working, you…

"Clothes fall better on a thinner frame."

I was just talking to a friend this weekend about aging. I plan to crash headlong into old age and it's going to be rad. I mean, sure, I'd rather not have wrinkles and sagging skin and whatever else, but it's going to happen and the alternative is death, so I'll take aging. Plus, my 3/4"-stretched earlobes and tattoos…

I'm 44 and have just lost all my because of chemo (thank you, breast cancer). When my hair grows back, I'm going to wear it as long as I damn well please. And anyone who tells me I shouldn't can go shave their own bloody head.

People should stop thinking that people around them exist for their viewing pleasure and everybody should wear whatever they want.

Republicans.

Yep! Men are getting imprisoned left and right just because someone says "harassment!"

Exactly! Sexual misconduct is a social construct, don't you know? Back in the '50s, when things were civilized, grabbing a lady's ass was just good, clean fun. It's those dirty feminists who keep ruining things with their "rape culture" and their "demands to be treated like human beings." Silly ladies.

"The De-Eroticized University”

Further proof that everyone who whines about "political correctness" is just saying "When I act like a racist/sexist/homophobic asshole, society doesn't give me its unqualified blessing like it used to."

"It was like putting gasoline in a purified system."

I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. HAIL PANCAKES

First, I'm offended that she doesn't find women who dress modestly inherently beautiful. Why imply that dressing modestly will make you care less about being beautiful?

If I recall correctly, she alleged sexual harassment as well, so even if the judge buys this horseshit argument as to the racist environment, she still has a lawsuit.

You know, as a formally religious Jew living in a town full of predominantly religious Muslims, I call bullcaca. Religious women DO wear make-up. They DO style their hair- even if you can't see it under the scarf, you bet your sweet tuchus it looks rockin underneath. Muslim women in the long robes the names of which I…

Plus, covering doesn't actually stop anyone from sexualizing women.

They are very deceptive, the go in your tummy as one pancake and then expand to three. Since I like to eat two large yummy blueberry ones, it's like they expand to six in my tummy and then I don't feel good :(

Idiots on TV? I don't believe that for a second.

I saw/met/laughed at Huckabee during an appearance at a fundraiser to build a home for "unwed mothers" in my town. He promoted the place for these "sad, ashamed, and alone" pregnant gals as a place for "health and healing." When I asked if the women would receive sexual education and preventative services as part of…