I'll take Math Republicans Do to Make Themselves Feel Better for $300, Alex.

I prefer calling it LOPP

They'll only be hiring female pilots for the same reason, I assume.

Group orgasms/orgies used to be common among the religious!

HMMM IDK about this overall but Fiddy is selling it

I know there were other words in the first paragraph (and the rest of the article) but the only take-away I have is "you're happily in bed and asleep by 10:30, Elderly Woman. Shouldn't you be watching Murder, She Wrote or similar?"

I am 24 and I just googled "skinny arm" and "collar-boning". I guess I've been doing my twenties wrong...

Sometimes when I read things like this, and so many of the phrases don't make any sense to me, I fear that I am having a stroke or something. I am definitely old, too.

If plus size women want the opportunity to not be able to answer questions coherently on a stage, we should give them that chance.

I was just thinking that the "summer uniform" of the SS is pretty bling-y.

I can hear that gagging sound even in a dead sleep. The trick is locating the barfing little bastard in the dark! I've got barf echolocation, but you only get so many retching spasms before it is just a clean up job.

My elderly cat not only makes pre-vomit retching sounds so I can place a plastic bag under her head: she kindly directs her vomit inside the bag even if I don't get there in time <3

Haha, its all good, I think they call it Poe's Law, in that discourse gets so ridiculous that its impossible to tell satire from real, awful ideas.

Truth! We are all hardwood/tile in House Perdue, thank goodness, but every morning I awake in the dark and brave walking to the bathroom with the lights off (Mr. Perdue sleeps later) chancing that I'll step in cat vomit. I have given up hoping that it won't happen, I just hope it's already dried.

Here's what I don't get: even if you don't give a shit about worker's rights (because having to care about low-income people is cramping my consumerist style!), this is a public health issue. Don't you care that the person making your Nachos Bel Grande might literally have the flu but is at work touching and…

My girl cat left me three vomits of love yesterday. One on the new carpet, and the rest on the rugs in the non-carpeted part of the house. She clearly adores me.

I turned it on at a moment where he actually sounded (briefly) like he might genuinely just be concerned with women's health. (Probably naive of me to think it possible.) Then the more I listened the more his blinders became obvious....I would not want him for my doctor.