There will always be lasers, as long as our hearts embrace our inner laser.

If MRAs died after having sex, they'd probably get laid for once.

Isn't that how it always happens? A bit of courtship and a quick thrust of the pedipalp? No? Just me?

Dang it! You jezzies are too fast! I want to solve one! Anyways, may I suggest this much more affordable and extremely similar, tan, round heel option? It is only 39.94 at DSW! http://www.dsw.com/shoe/rosegold+…

Real Manly Men don't have aneurysms. But I suppose if you were to have an aneurysm it should be massive ... and possibly throbbing. And bulging.

Hmm? What did you say, Laura? I wasn't listening, I was too busy thinking about Sportsball and Call of Battle: Dutyfield 4 and cars and fishing and other dudeparts activities. I have no time for your fragile lady emotions! I myself lock my own emotions in a tiny box in my brain, and then in twenty years everyone…

Yes, because the message of this book is so unique and powerful that feminists everywhere will be terrified of the profound societal ramifications it could have because it is totally a revolutionary work of literature and not just the same stale, dude-bro pick-up artists schtick that's been printed over and over again…

Me too! I have seriously contemplated quitting my job so I can have more sex. But I figured a combination of starvation and chafing would kill me eventually, so I didn't do that.

I had a discussion about this with my mother over a couple of glasses of wine not too long ago. I was complaining that the Mr. and I don't seem to have as much sex as we used to...we're both in our 40s, work full time, have two children under 18 and there never seems to be to be enough time or energy. My mother…

Meh, the older I get, the more sex I want. I'm 45 now and way hornier than I was at 20 *shrugs*. Having read all that garbage about peaking in my 30s, it's been a pleasant surprise. I'm sure everyone's different, however.

Hey hey hey - have you ever gotten glitter in your eyes? That shit HURTS and it's impossible to get out - there's a reason they call it the herpes of arts and crafts.

Jesus TittyFucking Christ. I have no patience for trolls who don't even bother reading the damn article. NO, they are not automatically relaxing the physical standards required for membership. They will review and POSSIBLY change SOME standards. Those standards, if they change, will change for everyone. I…

This is my go to whenever anyone says shit to me. Also..."POCKET SAND!"-I love me some Rusty Shackleford. I feel like Bobby was one of the first characters I saw on TV that I was like "Hell yes little dude secure in yourself!"

Lucy, my dearest, I would like to publicly and emphatically exclaim my love for you right here.

No pressure, LW. You are among friends here. Sparkle Motion thinks you're great.

And Waiting is a fantastic answer! For my money, it's the highlight of Parker Posey's career. Maybe Fred Willard's too. And I can't tell you how often I think to myself, "you know, Sparkle Motion, nothing ever happens on Mars." It's…

Well I must be a fetus, because your jokes are KILLING ME!

Why did the woman get breast cancer?