Indeed. We should time elections so that we're all ovulating at the same time, amirite?

But now I'm getting confused, and I think I need to talk to someone on the phone for three hours and eat a gallon of ice cream to sort out my simple thoughts!

I feel like field-dressing a moose and winking at everyone I see! Wait, I think I'm getting confused...

I feel like pairing a $20,000 ring with a $39 suit. Her influence is awe-inspiring!

I DREAAAAAMED A DREAMMMMMMM OF CAPS GONE BYEEEEEEEEEEEE. JEZEBEL WAS NEW AND EXCITINGGGGGGGGGGGG. BUT NOW THE HUMOR HAS GONE AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEED. I DREAMED THE COMMENTORS WOULD BE FORGIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

they do not approve.

An artist's rendering of Crazylegsmurphy:

While you're at it, Lindy, explain to me why exactly we need feminism, from the beginning, citing sources. I'm just trying to learn and be open, and if you can't do that, you obviously just want to hate men.

ANY LONG TIME JEZZIES REMEMBER WHEN WE WOULD HAVE RIDICULOUS ALL CAPS FRIDAY AFTERNOONS? IT WAS AWESOME AND FUNNY AS HELL.

lindy west, prove to me that capital letters exist, for free, without swearing. otherwise you are not interested in an open discussion.

I could never figure out what kind of soap I should put in her, let alone fit any more than three or four pieces of silverware in her at a time.

Once cat hair is on/in any food item, it is pretty much destroyed forever. I discovered this the hard way, when I dropped a delicious and highly coveted dumpling on the kitchen floor. I rinsed the dumpling off—I keep my house pretty clean, but with a long-haired cat there's only so much you can do—and took a bite,…

SCOTUSblog has a very good, and very nuanced, and very serious write up: http://www.scotusblog.com/?p=164911

"that scientists would no longer devote themselves to innovation without a substantial financial incentive. I mean, I guess?"

Yeah, and how about those sexytimes where you make it to the bed, but not quite into it? You'd be making L-O-V-E on Fabio's face. It's practically a threesome (selling point!)

I'd buy it!

Maybe thats why she did it; to get a single room. Like Liz Lemon wearing her Princess Leia outfit to get out of jury duty. MAYBE FABIO GIRL WAS A SECRET GENIUS.

My moms friend C is a writer of supernatural romance novels (I KNOW!) and one of her bathrooms in her sort of ridiculous Texas house is wallpapered in classic romance covers. John Waters would cherish this woman.

That's ameezing. CONGRATULEASHUNS.