With you, but for me it's antidepressants. Take them and be happy, never have sex. Don't take them and be a miserable crying mess, still never really have sex. It's a great time.

Haha! Agreed. When I get home Mr. Badmutha and the littlest muthaboy are playing video games, no matter what state the house is in. Dishes in the sink, dogs on furniture, trash cans outside, it doesn't matter. They are quite oblivious to it, and I can't leave it!

When I asked my doctor about it, he said... I shit you know "Are you sure it's not because your husband isn't doing the dishes enough?".

DUDE. Right!?!? Mr. Dforce and I have been together since we were, in fact, horny teenagers, and the pill seriously fucked up my sex drive. I mean, undiagnosed depression and anxiety didn't exactly help, it turns out, but I really feel like most of my libido issues have disappeared since I got off the various hormonal…

So true. Unfortunately, getting off the pill is not an option for me (without it, my period is erratic and comes waaay too often, and I've tried a lot of other ways to combat that, but no dice). But it sucks. It hasn't gotten rid of my libido completely, but it's definitely taken a big hit. I don't have anything…

Captain Picard.

I'll just leave this here.

For their part, the parents are like, "Um, I pay like threeve fafillion megabucks (PLUS 'charitable donations') for you to sit around while my dumb kid plays Oregon Trail

"Shade? What shade?"

Here's the reason why insecure guys have an obsession with purity: the more sex partners a woman has, the more guys there are for the current guy sleeping with her to be compared to.

Tell it to Joan on Mad Men. She finally uses the sexuality that has defined her her entire life in order to gain something real and permanent and it's WHORE this and WHORE that.

I want to be Janelle Monáe. Wait, no. I want to be Erykah Badu! NO-WAIT!!

I'm imagining a toothy vagina, propped up by a stick with a string tied to it, and a sign that says "FREE PIZZA 4 MEN" all bugs-bunny style.

I always pick up the Dick-Tionary when I want to avoid reason and go straight to a migraine.

Yeah, it's a push to encourage people towards the conservative-helping "well, both sides are terrible so the answer is somewhere in the middle!" argument. As if the Humane Society and hog farmers are just both equally driven by selfish motivations, so best to not listen to either of them, turn on the TV, and see if…

Can we please PLEASE start fawning over Issa Rae the way that you guys do for Lena Dunham? Not only is Issa insanely talented, her show "Awkward Black Girl" on youtube is a billion times funnier than "Girls" could ever dream to be. Please give Issa the props that she deserves.

I'm confused. Where in Florida is Seoul?

"Why is this punch bowl full of dust?"

Aw, and now they're somebody's racist grandparents!

Are you sure that's a "Poverty Party"?

Looks an awful lot like Delta Upsilon's famous "Shark Attack" party of 1931 . . . or the "Adventures with Scissors" debacle of 1933.