101 Don'tmations

So it's a book about Stockholm Syndrome. Ugh.

Rich assholes are stranger than fiction.

That entire story line is so disgusting, I can't — I just can't.

I agree. I was rooting for the new sheriff, but now she just runs around doing whatever that moron Big Jim tells her to do. No investigation, not thought. The only half-decent character is Barbie, but he "loves" the redhead, whom he met a week ago, so ugh everyone is terrible.

My watching turned to full-on hate when the "heroine" (terrible actress/terrible character redhead reporter) told a teenage boy that the grieving teenage girl lashing out didn't mean what she said because "girls say lots of things they don't mean, so don't listen." Not "grieving people often lash out," but "bitches be…

Yeah, we've never picked that one up. Might have to see if it's on Netflix or something.

Yeah, for some reason my husband made us watch all of season 1, even though he cringes, too. I think the lack of other shows was the only reason. But I can honestly recommend cleaning the toilet over watching this show. At least if you clean the toilet, you've accomplished something.

He should take a look at the sexist piece of shit that is his The Dome then. Can't believe I'm still hate-watching that atrocious show.

Available at fine re-tail-ers near you, butt not for long!

How ironic that the owners of Hobby Lobby cannot find a better hobby than this. Can't they just scrapbook about whores and be done with it?

He puts the D in Douchebag.

I know, right? If men are thisclose to the edge at all times*, ain't that a reason to DISARM them?

Ah, she invoked the Charity Get Out of Racist Free clause. Airtight. Checkmate, people with "morals."

I hate these shoes so much, they deserve two sarcastic "um"s.

What is this mess of a haircut on these women's heads? This moddle knows. She knows it is not good.

I vote Jennifer Lawrence. So plucky! So fakely dark-haired! Whoops I tried to be a warrior princess but I tripped LLLUUULLLZZZZ.

I learned how to frighten small children with a glance in Lesbian Shitass University. It was a great choice — I got a BA in Baio Studies.

I think this drug needs a better mascot.

Hmmm... but things with "clown" in them are usually such a good idea!