Thanks for this. I probably threw out $20 worth of yogurt — it was naaaasty, but not actually green.

If you just step away from the fact that we're sexist douchebags, we're not sexist douchebags anymore! We're just greedy assholes with limited imaginations.

Pretty and functional (the waist pouch thingie)! Need this for next Europe trip. Also, need Europe trip.

Why buy the cow when you can get the breezy white dress for free?

I had one of the gross ones — believe me, you'd know. It was too thin, slightly fizzy, and almost tasted like wine. Gross gross gross. I had to throw out freaking $15 worth of yogurt. Harrumph!

Although they both signed with talent agency CAA, so maybe "didn't work out" is a misnomer.

Why should these "hungry" kids even get to go to school if their parents are too poor to rich with the richies? Are there no work houses?

All the more reason to buy a ticket opening weekend!

And can I say how excited I am that this is about an ASTRONAUT WITH OVARIES?!

I'm pretty sure Gravity is the story of how George Clooney's sexy voice can save women from the cold recesses of unfeeling space.

Kill Umbridge. Do it by making her write "I will not wear pink" into her own heart.

when Mei Xiang wants to do all the sex things, "her main vocalization changes from a throaty whinny to a high-pitched chip" / she also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first"

There's nothing more appropriate at a place where great evil was done than duck lips.

I'm getting an education today, thank you!

OK, maybe I'm an idiot! :)

No, I expect not. But "ebony" is in and of itself an icky term to use.

(Not the only racist shit here, I know.)

Ebony and irony

Dicks. Is there anything they can't do?

For the fuck of shit, America. Why don't we just cut the pretense and embrace the Female Tax? It can be a one-stop shop for all your institutionalized sexism needs. Think of all the time you'll save by forcing us to drag our ball and chain down to the Female office and pay our fine for existing instead of coming up…