One of his Non-Nice Guy Nice Guy (TM) things is something I keep seeing posted by whiny man-boys: They get very put out that women aren't "honest" with them when they want to run away. But this gets down to the very lack of understanding these men have with women and the lives we lead. We we have to turn you down,…

I save my tampons and wear them as accessories to keep men away. Although it doesn't work on Vampires.

But I can't thank him right now — after a honeymoon, I always eat the groom's head, and my mouth is full.

Perhaps they're an underground pro-abs movement, and their long game just got won.

Two bellies I want to rub.

I see a giant, muscled thing to put dressing on.

The Help's cookware wasn't much — just a toilet and a pie plate.

Good thing, lest we go round and round again.

And thus, her purpose on this Earth has been fulfilled, as foretold on her home planet Famewhoria by the esteemed Oracles of Yeezus.

There are tons of female authors who do just that.

"or do girls want romance more than empowerment?"

I think it's about time that ladies politic in a vaginal way. Get our periods all over the negotiations, and we will fucking WIN.

This app should culminate in a print-out for you to hand your partner(s) with a grade: Needs Improvement, Too Bangy, WTF Was That Smell, Watch Your Elbows. Also, should come with a handy board you can rank them on, like Top Gear has.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Excellent.

Wheel forgive you.

A girl can dream, what what.

During my time off, may I run through the corridors wearing a long, white dress and shrieking?

STOP SAYING HER NAME! Once more and millions of morons will believe whatever scientifically-disproved thing she spews next!