Shortness does have its drawbacks, but I refuse to accept my height as automatically "lesser than." Screw that shit. I'm small and amazing. And we always get put in the front of group photos!

Ice-T and his dimples can GET IT. Forever.

It's sad that the tall have to put down the short. Seems to me that it's an inferiority complex because we short folks are so glorious we don't need a bunch of extra inches.

I read some quote in the last day or so in which he said that he thought he could trust those to whom he sent his dick pics. THAT's the stupidity that makes him unfit for office, in my opinion. The fact that after the first scandal, he STILL thought his dick was some sort of magic wand, able to wave away publicity.

Why, exactly, should men be in charge of everything when they are so delicate they cannot even be told the truth about anything?

Men with flat butts are disgusting!

Well, that leaves us out.

I can't call myself Anthony Wiener when I sext this new ladee. That's a bad idea lol

In the Gender Draft, the Cis Women will gladly offer up Victoria Arbiter to the Cis Men for a swap. Perhaps we can have RuPaul? (With Ru's permission, naturally.)

If he were cast as her P&R on-screen love interest, the Interwebs might explode in an orgasm of joy.

Yes, but they don't show it/feature it in the plot. That's the point — why everyone else but not her?

Oh, good. Fox and Friends needed something to masturbate over this week.

I beg everyone's pardon — was not aware of freaky ghosts. My brain has obviously been clouded by how much I hate ghost-hunting shows.

I think Taylor should wear it as a conquest shirt and adjust her crotch knowingly as she struts down the street.

Long bangs are okay as long as they're not at eyeball-stabbing length. However, you will never wake up with a sexy hairstyle EVER. They go every unattractive way and you look like Fry from Futurama by the time you wake up.

"Badbye!
Notice I didn't say goodbye.
That's because I hate you.

Who jumps straight to ghosts? Besides idiots paid to run around with night vision cameras on the tee vee.

I'm going to patent an Igloo Hat — plop an igloo on your head for a stylish alternative to dying of heat stroke! When it melts, you look like Bo Derek rising from the ocean sensually. For five minutes, and then you just look gross.

Sizes were different in the 50s! Jezebel bingo has begun.

If it's one thing I've fully come to realize from all this, it's that there are a lot of people who want and choose to spend their free time desperately trying to justify the killing of an unarmed Black teenager. And the facts that he was a) unarmed, b) Black, and c) killed are 100% not in dispute.