I know, right? I found my true purpose in that comment eventually.

Team Let's Talk Diets!

Thosia Who Donate to Kickstarters Say Nosia to Zosia. "Dammit, Mamets!" says everyone.

Too bad plastic surgery can't fix giant metaphorical asshole Don Gentile, whose dick was seen spilling all over the pages of the Enquirer recently.

You'd be mobbed! But you'd also be dubbed "Most Stylish Smut Peddler," which is an honor I'd dearly love.

Aaaaah I love these! I need to write in these. I need to stomp the antiquated gender bias against romance novels in these. Also: pink glitter!

I'm getting verklempt because I read this. VERKLEMPT is my white, plastic tissue holder.

No doubt Snowden disappeared at night, and only appeared to neighbors in the morning again. WHAT WAS HE DOING ALL NIGHT?!

The more I think about this, the sicker I get. We should call this exactly what it was. It wasn't theft. It wasn't a contract dispute. It was a piece of shit, self-entitled man who got mad that his dick wasn't sucked, and who ran around shooting guns to try and punish the woman who dared to say no to him. The end.

It's now legal to murder a woman who won't have sex with you. Are women even technically people in Texas anymore? Or do we rank below cattle? Yes! Cattle are a form of property, and you can murder for property.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Bless you. Stay strong!

I was thinking about this after I left my initial comment — and yes, I wondered how many folks were in the lower trenches, fighting the good fight, and are overridden by idiot higher-ups. Ugh, sorry.

Do you know how many people have to say yes to something like this before it goes public? Something in the dynamic of that food chain needs to be seriously changed.

If she is trying to become a Black woman, I think she's doing better at it than Gwyneth Paltrow.

I have an overwhelming urge to spam that Pinterest board with actual, untamed pubic bushes. Or possibly actual beavers. Maybe a classy mix of both.

Ding ding ding!

I will absolutely go see this. The only way to support woman-centric films (and with older ladies!) is to vote with the almighty dollar.

It amazes me how many comics seem to have no problem admitting "I am too lazy to come up with anything actually new and funny, so I'll make a rape joke, add a fat joke, and then round out my stellar set by making racist commentary about 'Orientals' who speak in a way I find alarming. Yup — I'm a GREAT comedian!"

He's a spreader, but somehow I might find it in my heart to forgive him.

My God. I'm not surprised, and that saddens me, too. I respect you so much for fighting the good fight, and I hope every one of these assholes acquires fleas in their genitals that never, ever leave.