Oh, yeah — one time I was told to see a therapist. Bastards.

I've chosen to deal with the pain in favor of having my libido. YMMV. But talk to your doc. Make them work to help you without just throwing the pill at it. Try a pain specialist — that's what Ive done.

I was on it for 11 years — began noticing about half-way through.

Those suits are fresh to death. I'm amazed that the company had no idea of the market size and reach of their spokeswoman's audience. Poor planning, poor fulfillment.

I'm Henry the VIII, I am

I should sing commercials for the Paragard.

Look into an IUD if you can. There are options. I had to find them for myself, though. Not one damn doc, when specifically asked about options, told me about the IUD. Not. One.

I think, too, that women work so damn hard at jobs and at home that we have less energy than many male partners who, frankly, just don't do as much.

The birth control pill was responsible for my destroyed libido, and NO ONE tells you about that side effect. Doctors all denied it could happen, but the moment I got off that shit, I was a horny teenager again. Just google it — there are so many like me. So now I spread the word, and maybe it might help some of you. I…

Abercrombie Greeter Diary, Day 17:

This is a list of my old dudes I would bang forever (since DD is 50 and still totes hot). My young dude list is too long to type.

Defend against accusations of horrid behavior with horrid behavior. Seems legit.

I want this print so badly. I don't even mind the pointy pointy.

I want those on my butt immediately!

I can go any color (I think it's my superpower) as long as the shade is cool. Once you (or your colorist) figures out the tone (?) or whatever that works for you, you're golden! Be ready to try new makeups — it makes a huge diff on making a new color work. I always have my eyebrows dyed, too, and once it fades I do…

I'm super pale and blonde, and I'm currently dark, dark brown and it's awesome. I feel like Snow White, but with fewer men living with me.

David Duchovny is clearly in the "10/10 would bang forever" club. Also in my esteemed brain-orgy: Ice-T, Patrick Stewart, Harrison Ford, Ian McKellen, Daniel Dae Kim, John Slattery, Colin Firth, Robert Downey, Jr., Naveen Andrews...

OMG it's so edgy!... is what we'd be saying if actual porn didn't exist.

I thought Eve took the night. Gorgeous.
Props to Miley — I dig it. And I wish we could fire whoever made January Jones any sort of anything.