Angling northward and increasing in magnitude.

Leaked images of Vector's 2015 W10. Don't expect it until 2035 though.

Known as CarlsJrRezvani in most of the Western US.

If every post a contributor writes is immediately shared to the Jalopnik front page, that contributor should be compensated by Jalopnik/Gawker. Just saying...

Im going to tease you guys with what I look like

And so, the Great Jalopnik Orgasm of 2014 took place.

Porsche is the Taco Bell of car models.

I'd rather the Legacy had a flat-6 for the smoothness. In a coupe body, with good seats and low drag.

Correction: "I will shove my foot, rectilinearly"

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Hello Acura,

i was once told...its all pink and it all stinks...perhaps they were talking about this car...because i never could quite figure that one out...

Water you talking about? It looks eau-k to me.

If you futuristic dig space rap, rustle up Deltron 3030, and leave Thuggy Bear here stan-in' on duh cawnuh.

"God, I can almost hear you getting fatter Ricciardo. What size is that shirt?

Cars without switches are like vaginas without clitorii. I NEED A TARGET! Otherwise, I'm just fumbling around blindly, hoping to turn something on.

Due to being unapproved by Kinja, the P1 is stuck in the grey fog.

I prefer this one though:

These are my first 2 submissions. Criticism is very welcome, i'll probably come up with a few more, maybe without my custom drawn FRS in there, ha.