It's so dangerous, it doesn't even want to be in the water with itself.

Angling northward and increasing in magnitude.

Leaked images of Vector's 2015 W10. Don't expect it until 2035 though.

Known as CarlsJrRezvani in most of the Western US.

If every post a contributor writes is immediately shared to the Jalopnik front page, that contributor should be compensated by Jalopnik/Gawker. Just saying...

Im going to tease you guys with what I look like

And so, the Great Jalopnik Orgasm of 2014 took place.

Porsche is the Taco Bell of car models.

I'd rather the Legacy had a flat-6 for the smoothness. In a coupe body, with good seats and low drag.

Correction: "I will shove my foot, rectilinearly"

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Hello Acura,

i was once told...its all pink and it all stinks...perhaps they were talking about this car...because i never could quite figure that one out...

Water you talking about? It looks eau-k to me.

If you futuristic dig space rap, rustle up Deltron 3030, and leave Thuggy Bear here stan-in' on duh cawnuh.

"God, I can almost hear you getting fatter Ricciardo. What size is that shirt?

Cars without switches are like vaginas without clitorii. I NEED A TARGET! Otherwise, I'm just fumbling around blindly, hoping to turn something on.

Due to being unapproved by Kinja, the P1 is stuck in the grey fog.

I prefer this one though: