The only thing this story is missing right now is the palpably disappointed commentary of one Hawk Harrelson.

Dammit, I can’t stop laughing at this. +1

It’s terrifying, nearly three decades later, to realize that I can still instantaneously recognize the music from “Blaster Master.”

Man, a kid hasn’t caused this much trouble for Chicago baseball since the Cubs kicked out that goat in 1945.

*crosses fingers hoping for Ricky Nolasco to discover he has a totally awesome son that he always wants to hang out with, $25 million be damned*

The single version, I believe. I guess it’s called “The Native Tongue Decision Version.”

One of the first albums I owned. It was either that or Prince’s “Batman” soundtrack, I think.

Bernie Lincicome used to be one of my favorite columnists, but after reading this I can’t for the life of me remember why.

I’m 40 and I just graduated from 32nd grade a couple of years ago.

Hmmm. From

Terminator X would be an awesome weatherman, he speaks with his hands.

The rumor I’d heard is that Bo’s wife forced the retirement.

If you’re saying it’s a non-story ... it’s not a non-story. And neither Deadspin nor UW are saying that his infidelity is unrelated to his retirement, only that the university found no wrongdoing regarding use of its resources and did not force retirement upon him.

Welp. Yeah, the rumors had been around for a while. This would also explain why he’s sort of just dropped off the face of the earth since his resignation. I guess I’m glad that the university, my alma mater, discovered he was “only having an affair” and “not abusing resources” while doing so?

Different guy. https://kinja.com/johnmaddened/d…

+1

Guessing Bernie Parent was looking for something more than just a handjob.

We’re going to rate this place higher because they’re skilled at the art of transforming flour into something a little more palatable?

In high school, I got food-poisoned from Red Lobster. Fuck Red Lobster.

No any good gifs that show when a joke is flying over someone’s head?