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That’s not Paisley Park, that’s a movie theater. Paisley Park is as plain-ass a building on the outside as anyone has ever seen.

I miss Deadspin. :(

Seifert wins. SportsCenter deleted the tweet.

I mean, the least Jeter could have done is left those guys a gift basket.

Well done again Dave. +1

Most iconic line from his most iconic role.

Awfully presumptuous to assume a beer league softball catcher is going to do anything other than take a sip of Natty Light once the ball is put in play.

To be fair, “Don’t be an asshole” applies in virtually every situation in life.

This is remarkable and terrifying, and we are all glad you are still around, Drew. You get to endure more Vikings misery along with the rest of us year after year. 

I saw “Endgame” at 10:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning. Only $6.50! Would have paid $14 if I went the previous night.

… yes?

He is never finishing those last two books, is he

My recollection is the same as Jesse’s. It was “Gremlins” and “Temple of Doom.”

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+1

If they’re looking for a happy ending in Madrid, surely they know they can just look in front of the McDonalds on Calle Gran Via after 8 p.m.

Still hoping that curly mess of hair comes down to his belly when the Twins retire his No. 64 at Target Field in 2035.

The Horned Frogs not only didn’t get to start its overtime possession at the 13 where the guy was tackled, but they had to back up from the 25 to the 40 because the dude falling down on the interception return was called for sideline interference. (Which is why it took them 10 plays to go 15 yards, the penalty is not…

It was an F, and yes it was.