My reaction to this news: zzzz

I just bought a new car for the first time in my life. It’s a Chevy Volt. Oh well, I love it anyway.

Disappointed that he couldn’t remember the names of Telly Savalas, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ray Charles or Saoirse Ronan but could for David Spade.

I’ve done things in my 20s I was very proud of and done things in my 40s that I truly regret. And vice versa. We can’t change the past. But we can hopefully learn from our mistakes and try to become a better person. “Don’t be a shithead” really is a credo that we should all live by.

And +1, of course.

I don’t think it’s only because of Smash. This is coming out the same day season 2 of the TV show is being released on Netflix.

It could be the KK, but it could also be literally any other bar in downtown Madison, too.

$20 that trash can does a better job of calling balls and strikes than the ump.

How can you write about dressage and not include a link to this guy and the incredible art of one Tommy Craggs?! https://deadspin.com/5926826/ann-romneys-horse-hangs-out-with-assholes

As someone who first picked it up in Madison in 1992 and ended up buying an Onion T-shirt with the headline “Angry Lumberjack Demands Hearty Breakfast,” I like to consider myself an early adapter.

Best of luck Tim. I will miss all of this.

Find a song for this and make one more Deadspin Video for the road?

Loved the lead and went on to enjoy the rest of this, too. +1

Aaron Hicks was another guy who gave up switch hitting a few years back, but Rod Carew told him to stick with it, and now he’s arguably a better lefthanded hitter than a rigthhanded one.

It’s your fault for setting a bar so low that someone dreamed they could go even lower.

This is terrific.

“Play some defense,” the incredibly unhelpful spectator yelled at the overweight bearded white dude trying do guard an All-NBA center with 14 inches on him.

Hondo is a good character. Signed, Guy who hasn’t watched all of either Clone Wars or Rebels but has seen enough of the guy to think he’s a good character.

This needs more love. +1

[stares at Thibs] [stares at Thibs some more]

Aw, no departing DUAN on her final day from Emma? Good luck at SI, you were a good one.