Matt Garza has a gift for getting just about anyone going when they’re holding a bat.

Sorry, but the greatest laugh in Brewers franchise history has to be the one that came from Curtis Leskanic after he wrote “KICK ME” on that 10-year-old kid’s back.

Gophers-Badgers here Wednesday, Chidster. You should come to the game wearing a big hat to troll the shit out of him.

More like ODUH amirite

Bah, you know if Vernon Davis ever gets his hands on that money that he’s just going to clumsily drop it on the ground.

Seconded. Good luck at the Times, Greg.

Counterpoint: That’s a really fancy toilet plunger.

Still one of my favorites after 20 years.

Dusty’s only just met the guy, but already he’s prepared to defend himself.

“No, no, dammit! I told you to knife the lane with the bounce, not knife the bouncer in the lane!” — John Groce

Northeast Ohio College Prep must be a feeder school for Great Lakes Christian College.

But what if he makes an even better catch in the NFL? He won’t have any room for it!

Perry Hibner is my former boss! That’s all, I’ve got nothing else. Carry on with whatever you were doing.

Steve Francis: Reaching 50 at age 22, looking 50 at age 37.

This is what you get for vacationing in Vermont.

Your tribute is a little late, Mookie. Ted Kennedy died more than six years ago.

When your last name rhymes with “must go,” you pretty much know you’re always coaching on borrowed time.

He was a good vibration short of feeling a sweet sensation.

Funny, he didn’t show this kind of Detailfreudigkeit at the Gold Cup last year!

Today’s gravitational waves news mentioned something about supermassive black holes, and so I have pretty much had this in my head ever since.