His special power is to orphan young piglets, who then become feared bounty hunters

From what I could tell, in the article I read, the child woke up, made a fuss and that's when the father grabbed the baby by the throat and punched it in the face. Not making that up. Grabbed the child by the fucking throat. Then punched it.

In an article I read, it was reported that the parents were planning to cover-up the child's death. The were going to say that the child was kidnapped and then, when the child was found dead, they would be blameless.

Posted about this on Twitter earlier and words cannot adequately describe the horrors these two should endure. Lemme break this down.

This just in: Bioware Female Response Teams have decided that all sex scenes in Dragon Age 3 are to be removed and, in their stead, will now feature a Barbie and Ken doll jumping up and down beside each other.

Don't dare argue with me on this, or so help me I will smack you with my ring hand.

Goodness!

Incorrect, unless you count having so much sex I needed to shove my dick in the freezer disappointing. You weren't, of course, but I engage in this rabble to make point of how insignificant you are.

Bravo!

So, you're implying that more men need to be involved in a near-rape experience, as to even things out? I'll notify Bioware immediately!

It's surprising to the Editors, that's why they have to shove these articles in our faces whilst screaming 'Look! Women do stuff, too! Be amazed!"

Kotaku trying to be progressive, which in turn means they are being utterly annoying with it. They go through these spells periodically. Have 5-10 articles (then no more for a month or so) dedicated to how women are sans penis and you should pity them, or something.

Uh huh. All I know is that it's going to 'some how' stay in the game and be unlocked through a console command, then Dragon Age will have its own sex-themed controversy known as Warm Lager

Thank goodness Jason didn't pen this blurb. Might have mentioned it raining Chapter 11 Bankruptcy forms instead of death, or what have you.

Well, considering it's called The Humble THQ Bundle, one would have to fail on — ya know. Don't even bother. You're pathetic, Jason.

Bullshit! My boss is a woman and every day I have to prove myself worthy of keeping my job. I am the only male in the establishment, and all of the women there are allowed to talk amongst themselves, while also doing their job. When I try that I am ridiculed by her, told that I need to concentrate more on my work or,…

Well, 1 reason why it's hard to take seriously is that women tend to whine more than other men, unless the guy in question is a complainer. At that point I call him Kaiden/Carth and have him nuked. Anyway, it's math. Women are three times more likely than men to complain about anything. Hence, this stupid twitter…

My first name was Thranux, but everyone would call me Anthrax, or Thanarious, or Thorax, so I changed it. My new Gamertag is my moniker. So, General McFist. There's two stories behind why it's this. First off, back when Ghost Recon 2 and Summit Strike came out I convinced my friends to play it. They loved it just as…

Oh, come on! They missed a golden opportunity to call it "Payneful Memories". I am so disappointed.

While that may be, the simple fact of shutting down server support for a game when the next installment comes out is a slap in the face. Not a great way to keep fans.