Welcome to the gig, Ethan. Obviously, I keep tabs on the doings at Kotaku and it’s always nice to welcome someone to the weekend club.

Zelda would definitely be better as an FPS, I agree.

you don’t even need to go that far you can still stick to games

Normally Texans fans are gasping when tasked with walking up a small flight of stairs.

“I see nothing wrong with this.” — all of Italy.

“I’m too nice to play video games.” Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

AND ANOTHER THING

GOD THIS IS AMAZING BUT SE IS GOING TO YANK THIS SHIT SO FAST.

But Flood melee means that they push you away. You can’t get close or you risk exploding/getting a one-hit punch. With Elites and grunts, it’s fun to get up close and personal. That’s what I was referring to. The elites draw you in because they’re gooey exploding meatsacks. The Flood push you away because they’re…

Don’t worry, everyone.

A nice attempt, but one that I believe is mistaken. First off, the invasion of Afghanistan was precipitated by the fact that the terrorists in question were in charge of the country, and they would continue to attack if they were allowed the resources and freedom they had there. The invasion of Iraq was precipitated…

I enjoyed MW1’s campaign quite a bit - up until the last part where it just got stupid. Still, it didn’t ruin the game for me at all. So I was rather excited to pickup MW2.

I should pause here and mention I’m that guy who plays SP games only, for the most part. I’ll pause for a moment longer while you laugh and/or…

Impressive! So much hype for so little. It almost symbolically stands for exactly what this series is seemingly all about: trying to get the most $$$ out of the consumer while delivering the bare minimum in gameplay and asset quality.

People who get into positions of power and then abuse it

Alt lede: The new expansion pack for Destiny, a video game whose existence is only justified by its raids, won’t have a raid.