Even though Call of Duty releases a game every year, at least they don't shut down the servers when the next game comes out.

Nah. Just read another article dealing with Casey Anthony and it filled me with such rage that I just wish that some people would end up like her baby. That way I would feel so much better

Awww, someone didn't get enough love from their mom when they were a child. It's ok. She didn't have the nerve to have you aborted, nor do you to off yourself. Which you should, because you're probably pretty alone upon that pedestal you placed yourself on.

I barely come on here anymore. I'm all over Polygon now.

Or, you know, you could.

Child or not, their uppance will come!

I'm wasting away here!

Just like ThreeOneFive in the comments section here has a famous quote incorrectly attributed to Price. While he may have said it, the real credit is due elsewhere. Idiots.

Unless my sheer amount of Googling has failed me, Bertrand Russell said that. You were so close, though. Or something supportive and less sarcastic.

These suits on Zyngas part are going to serve as their downfall, however I'm currently awaiting Zynga's next game "Chapter11Ville"

Damnedest thing: I didn't even realize the contest was gone last week, nor did I remember that we had results incoming (and maybe another contest for next weekend). Damned shame. This was the best part of Weekend Kotaku.

Have your vision checked.

Hahaha! Was about to do the same thing.

As a giant Star Wars buff, it pains me that my phone is incompatible with this version of angry birds. Angry Birds Space is compatible, but not this one. And it hurts me right in the Force.

Ah, unfortunate. I work at midnight so I will have to wait until I get home to buy, download and install it, which will just suck beings as I am so damned impatient

What? No! Where! I need it!

Mettle of Donor: Kidney-swiper

Shit, Kirk, I was expecting an immediate follow-up article detailing how you were so annoyed with your AI compatriots' call-outs that it ruined your gameplay experience, then discovered you could turn them off from the get-go.

Medal of Pooper : Buttwiper

It was only a matter of time before someone said something like this. However, in your defense, you and I will be completely correct when the Black Ops 2 review comes out.