It's pretty awesome, giving the squad a story as your go. I remember Axel Becker. That guy! Oh, man! He was the newest member in the squad and, for three missions, he didn't get any of his shots to connect. So, the next mission, he gets shot up, and in turn gets panicked. However, in that moment of terror he revealed…

My good friend, Jeff, and I, are great squadmates. We have played many-a tactical shooter, Rainbow 6, Ghost Recon (even before its saturation with future-y stuff) and we also dominate at Halo co-op. We have played so much that it's as if we know what the other is thinking, and what they will do next, and how they will…

I think Beta Keys would be great gifts for the top three people on the Kotaku 'Shop Contest. It had always been largely reward-based so, by giving out keys to the top three winners, maybe the 'Shop Contest could see the end of its rut.

The newest game by Zynga, PinkslipVille!

And you have failed incredibly hard

But now, everyone has a voice and it feels like no one cares what people have to say. For a new commenting system that was supposed to encourage 'discussion', I can safely say that it has completely failed.

You have won

Well, when it was rewards based, the images did not have to be great or highly exploitable. All people had to do was see the image and do their damnedest to make the best creation they could, and belt out their ideas before someone made one of the same caliber.

Which system are you referring to, friendo?

And your point being?

I'm gonna be straight up honest with ya, Owen: The 'Shop contests, as much as I loved 'em, always hinged on the famed Gold Star. That is what always brought out the best comments and 'shops in the community here, save for the few whom did everything to make others laugh and needed not a reward. Hell, I know with a lot…

Bahahaha! But, really, relax it out before you max it out. Breasts that large would be too much for any game character that isn't in Dead or Alive to handle.

A good one, but the wording is a little weird. Everyone knows that I want my character's breasts to be the size of an 8-year-old child. I want them to touch the ground!

Ok, I'm not totally against the whole Castles idea, as it depends on what they are are going to do with it and how it could affect the game (The amount of chairs you own adds bonuses to your kill-o-meter?).

Beings as he wrote an article over the simple action of changing an audio setting, I decided that being straight forward wasn't the appropriate way to handle the situation.

...Or if he had actually paid any mind to any of the games settings. Not once did he even check to see if the player callouts could be disabled? That's a stupid mistake on his part and he paid the price.

Wait, wait, wait. This is a long-winded article based solely on how you dislike the main character voices, then being in utter shock when you find out you could've turned the callouts off in the first place? I can just see your next article ...

No, that's fine. But making it part of your person, in such a fashion as that, does.

You'd be surprised, my friend.

Because! They must live their lives as I want them to! And if they don't they aren't 'Murkin! Oh, sorry, channeling my inner Republican. It's my guilty pleasure.