That may be, but this one is deserving of ridicule, therefore Adele has forced my hand.

Not really. In all actuality it just sounds like Contact Harvest, just replace the militia with kids and Johnson with the Chief. Book was fantastic, this might not be. So if it ends up being that way I'll just stick to the book

I envy not the person whom must face her. Actually, I'm lying. If given the chance I would pop her one in the face.

You are a dominating spirit!

I see your 'eat a dick' and raise you a 'I hope you get ass-raped by an angry Rosie O'Donnell'.

Yes, but that was a terrible song, which was also featured in a terrible 007 flick. Well, bad, at least.

Feeling*

Anyone listen to Adele's 'Skyfall' track? If the opening cinematic for 'Legends' has the Midas touch, then her song had the Brown Note.

It's hard to take any series seriously that features an incredibly whiny protagonist who lashes out at authority all because his misses his mommy and brother. That's it. That's all I got from this episode.

I submit it should have been called Halo - Tales of Some Whiny-Ass Kid

Steamgifts Giveaway: Civilization V!

You wear your country's ass-kicking like a badge of honor. And that's laughable. Carry on.

You have nailed it!

Your assumptions of me being a f0ckoff are incorrect. I do not f0ckoff either, rather I dominate uncontrollably and punch any kind of danger that life throws at me. I am the essence of man, victory and bacon.

I was tempted to purchase this game. It's getting to the point where I buy all the games I want because I can, so I made a decision: Do I buy RE6 or XCOM.

I will soon be uploading photographic proof that Jobs is still alive. All I need to do is find anyone, or anything, wearing a black sweater.

What a giant douche

...And the stuff at the beginning of the movie. How are people missing that?

Yes

...And the stuff at the beginning