She shoulda hit that baby one more time ....

Absolutely fantastic. Well done. :)

Finished downloading DA:O and, as the files were extracting, I got a message saying that the files were corrupt and that I must re-download the game.

He was stretching his comment to work the video just like Dennis was stretching the phrases 'I'm getting fucked up the ass over here!' and 'Fuck, I'm getting my shit pushed in here!' to fit some misguided article he wanted to write.

I know, but I also care about other articles that don't really relate to gaming, per se. You know, the ones about a dad killing a child because the kid interrupted a gaming session.

How ... DARE you! I'm going to talk to my attorneys to find out what action I can take against you, since your comment has caused me mental anguish!

The main reason the Homophobia in Battlefield 3 went unquestioned was because it wasn't there to begin with.

This is starting to become monumentally pathetic. I'm so sick of people getting offended by the slightest thing, and blowing some things way out of proportion.

I felt a great disturbance in the Bakery, as if millions of diabetics cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Ok. I'll take my star now. Thanks!

Oh — you caught me! I'm up well past the time I should be to get a decent night's rest and I used 'creative and 'creating' in the same sentence!

And, sure, I may be being a bit over-dramatic about the commenters destroying Kotaku ... but I don't just read Kotaku for the articles. I like the community interaction that goes along with it.

There was also another one below his as well, that started out pretty poorly then went into an interesting discussion about the MGS series. I have always liked the Kotaku community, though. It's just, recently, I've been noticing its flaws. And the flaws mainly consist of people being jerks.

Ah, dang! You're right! Well there goes that plan. Woulda been great, though...

It happens to the best of us. You could edit your first post that way I look completely stupid! Haha! Take that, self!

And Crecente! :P

So say all who live to see such times. But that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the articles and threads that are given to us.

Ah, SOPA! I yelled that at a Greek restaurant when I threw down a plate!

Tears! I am crying tears!

I'm fairly sure there was no crying involved, unless 'crying' is being loosely used to describe 'stating an opinion you disagree with' ...