And therein lies my problem: I'm not very creative when it comes to creating something. Unless it's a story. I love writing. And Minecraft has nothing to do with that so, that would be why I'm terrible at it and dislike it.

Oh, I've been here for quite a while ... I'm just setting myself up for failure for expecting decency, I guess.

Haha! I have you hearted as well ... I think from a conversation we had way back when. You know, back when there was no color and when we had to create the hills to walk over in the snow to make point!

Holy crap there is a lot of hate flying around in this forum! Someone says some tongue-in-cheek remarks about the game and people lash out at them like Rosie O'Donnell attacks Hostess's on any given night.

You're welcome, dear.

I didn't see a point, actually. Unless the point was that you, and others, like behaving like children on a forum amongst your peers.

We have such a loving community here!

I don't really understand all the fuss about this game. I mean, you go around and make stuff with blocks. Then you mine things to make different blocks that can make more powerful blocks? And that's pretty much it, right? I played it and didn't really enjoy it.

Ah, good! Spongebob is truly biting the hands that feeds him

So you are saying that if Hitler had sacrificed himself to save someone then all his past misgivings would be forgiven, just like everyone apparently forgives Anakin Skywalker for murdered many, many innocent people to save his son by killing the Emperor?

He killed them to prove that he was the worst actor! A terrific strategy!

"...But the Hitler Action Doll we are selling is based on his life before he 'killed' '6 million' Jews. Back when he was trying to make something of his life, when he wrote his book Mein Kampf and made Germany an economic world power."

So the Anakin Skywalker they are referring to is the one during the Clone Wars? The point in his life where he begins to become tainted by the Dark Side?

I can game anywhere I want, even funeral homes, with my Alienware laptop. The last quote here at the end of the article seems dumb to me, though.

Microsoft, once again, follows its adage of" 'If it isn't broke, just slap 'For Windows' on it and make it cost more!'

You aren't fooling anyone, Balmer! If I could punch you in the face with your face —

I would have also accepted 'Moneysoft'.

You know, I always hated when people referred to Microsoft as 'M$' ... Now I can't help but think it fits them perfectly. My level of disappointment has risen ten-fold and my brother literally double-facepalmed when I told him the price.

Man, Happy Owen has provided me with a barrow of laughs

Damn you uploader!