"Because the US government spent money on video games, I hope you lose your last life in Castle 8-4, on the original Super Mario Brothers, so you have to start the game all over again. Sincerely, Congressman Fuckhead"

I know, right? I felt like I should quote the last sentence, like everyone else. But no! I am capable of more! I'm not sure how much but if someone steals my sweet roll the world will know.

Don Coyer was the leader of the design experience group, but then he took a pink slip to the knee

No one. I just ... I still hear the call of the blood. No mater how much I sleep I just don't feel rested.

They show their appreciation by taking something great and turning it into ear-diarrhea? That's like a friend paying for lunch and you burning down their house.

Oh, thank God I've got some spare Q-tips lying around. Now I can stab them into my ears and never worry about hearing that shit ever again.

I, for one, hope they never give him a voice just so you can keep complaining about it. Yes. Mmmmm. Your whining sustains me.

I dunno about you all but game soundtracks are what gives videogames life and emotion for me. Yeah, a good story helps tremendously, but it is only compounded and enhanced by a great soundtrack.

I see this picture and I think of Jean Reno from The Professional.

Owen, this is the first time I have ever seen you so excited for anything, ever! I know I will be shelling out the money for this, and the subscription, just like you and everyone else!

You know, back in the 90's it was difficult to offend someone. Well, as far as I could tell it was. Being born in '87 might make my rationale a little skewed as, when I was growing up, I tried not to offend someone or hurt someone's feelings. Of course, that was when I was still doing a lot of my communicating…

Ha Haaaaaaaaa

I would buy that game so hard! Hell, speaking of deathmatches, why not make a Celebrity Deathmatch MMO. Just think of the possibilities ... and then how old it might get.

What in the Hell was up with that music? I am a sucker for good Mario music, but that sounded like Rosie O'Donnell was trying to choke down a xylophone

What is it with people's infatuation in putting music into their videos? I mean, really. Seriously. Why even bother putting some song you think is rockin' into a gameplay video that does not need it at all.

I'm in love with Total War! I'm in love with Total War!

Prepare to meet your mecca

The title of this game tickles me in such a way that, if Loretta tickled me in that way, I would say, 'Oh. That's it . . . That's the spot.'

You know what Ubisoft need? Their very own Gabe Newell. That man is a genius when it comes to how to handle products and customers, and that piracy stems not from price but from product quality and service.

I am loving the new dash. Kinect works great on it