True. Kinda comparable in the sense that tons of games have had difficult boss battles that have made me want to rage-quit . . .

My god! Is that you Lucien?! I thought I ended you already. Save me the trouble of finding you and bring your face to the dangerous end of my warhammer!

I am instantly reminded of Fable 2 with this article. You had to fight many, many hours through all those baddies, completing quests just to get to Lucien . . .

I can't help but think that Evan was looking at Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary subjectively . . . And that other reviews were looking at this too objectively. From what I have seen, there is no middle ground.

I was in Riverwood, I believe, and I saw three children running around and one of them approached me and wanted to know if I wanted to play tag. I OK'ed the decision and they started chasing me around and when I wasn't paying attention, I was tagged . . .

How about we hold a little ... experiment. We lock a PETA Member in a room with a rabbit, and only the rabbit is fed ...

Are you sure you'll be moving on? Sounds like this game mocked the maiden name of your mother and touched you in the naughty spot. I think you will have a vendetta against this game, and everyone who enjoys it, forever.

Because the 3D support isn't what you thought it would be? Could you cry any harder?

Yes. It does look pretty fantastic.

Yes, and exploiting a glitch to gain an unfair advantage is a ban-worth offense

The reason being that you're a bitch?

If there were to be a game company opening its doors here in Missouri, that would be one of the greatest things ever. Here I am, in St. Joseph, wishing that there was some way I could work for Microsoft or a game developer. It would be a dream come true

Oh, that old joke! Got any jokes about chickens crossing the road while you're at it?

Leave your hate of The Beatles to the side and look at this objectively. The Beatles were the dominating band in their era, just like World of Warcraft is the domination force in MMO's currently. The Beatles fell and so will WoW. It's only a matter of time before another MMO takes World of Warcraft's place

So, did Hitler come back to life and shit in your mashed potatoes? I am getting a very strong vibe from you that you took a bite of potatoes, looked up slowly, eyes narrowing, and said 'I taste Hitler shit'.

So that's what Cornholio needs? Time Perspective for his bunghole?

Seriously! Hearing his line '...And so it has proved' I about lost it. I said 'Fantastic! Absolutely perfect for this game!'

Waaaaaait. This video was a joke? Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

This game sounds interesting enough to warrant me giving it a triceratops

Go into the game! I made the mistake of doing what you were thinking and it's free if you have the season pass.